Handling A Man's Turtle - Handling a man's turtle!

Last time a girl did that to me I punched the top of her head.
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That's not even a joke, it actually happened. It was a stuffed turtle that was my mental support thing and well this girl everyone hated got handsy. Asked her to put it down politely twice, then my fist collided with the top of her head.

So yes, don't handle another man's turtle.