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![: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)14:26:13 No.3912055 >always like spider bros >think they're cool and chill and help out by eating bugs >[spoiler]girlfriend[/spoiler] is deathly afraid of them, jumps whenever she sees one 219 KB PNG >so scared of them that she can't even play video games with spider enemies >even the tarantulas in animal crossing would jumpscare her >absolutely giant one takes residence right outside of our apartment door >see him when I'm coming home from work >cut down his web hoping he'll move somewhere else >next morning, hear girlfriend scream as she leaves for work >the spiderbro remade his web >"please evict this spider" >cut down his web again >he remakes it before my girlfriend even gets home from work >she hands me a pesticide can that she was using for ants >ok.jpg >think this will kill the spider instantly since the can says so >go outside >"sorry bro" >spray the spider >does not kill the spider instantly at all, he starts freaking out in complete agony >"oh f--- oh f---" >l have to make sure he's dead now >continue spraying >the agony just gets worse >feeling awful at this point but I can't let him suffer longer >have to use a metric fuckton of spray until he finally dies >still twitching >just to be sure he isn't suffering any longer, go inside to grab a paper towel, smush him, and flush down the toilet >gf is understanding of my guilt despite hating spiders and also feels bad for giving me the pesticide spray >the next morning see the web remnants sticking to the railings and feel an immense emptiness Anyone else know this feel? I don't think I've ever felt this guilty about anything in my life. Poor spiderbro didn't do anything wrong. I could have definitely just put him in a jar and moved him somewhere else too, I didn't have to kill him. Hell even smashing him would have been better. I did an awful thing.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/190/016/75b.jpg "Black Widow | /r/Greentext")
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