Helltaker - "헬테이커 모데우스 in the real gym" by JUICY (@juicyrope)

>I would have fainted after 0.02 seconds in the treadmill

Sir Boi, how dost thou plan to win the hearts of fair maidens at the grand tournament in but a fortnights time if thou canst even joust?

One is most displeased with this turn of events and by Royal Decree commands thou to get off thy arse and into yon martial yards forthwith .

One has to start somewhere.