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Anon has to keep a secret | /r/Greentext
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![I Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)19:06:30 No.876299472 [Reply] 2876299748 22876300351 >be me >browsing plebbit >on a sub populated by t----- f------ >see a meme calling all catholic priests pedophiles >Real, but ironic being called out by trannies >look up what percentage of catholic priests are pedophiles Sget flat rate of 1.8%, ez find >look up what percentage of trannies are pedophiles >sift through a thousand files of sniveling sneedsuckers all claiming that there is no link between being Igbt and p--------- >despite me only searching for a percentage, even with multiple different names, the topic is entirely avoided, the only thing being explained is that there is no link >no statistics available anywhere. If they're hiding the numbers that bad, they have to be big.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/347/326/2b6.jpg "Anon notices something fishy | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1442571422947.jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] ► >>672749164 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPX viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that" >"yes, I can" >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >I audibly laugh >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. It's b-------" >"no it's fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >"that's it" >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/398/559/485.png "anon goes to see a movie | /r/Greentext")
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