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Austin @adoptedhighway bouncers at nightclubs should ask riddles instead of going by appearance 10:09 PM · 2021-03-17 · Twitter for iPhone 269 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 4,081 Likes

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Riddle me this: how do you file taxes?


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