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G reddit = Use App bri neE r/brisbane y6ird · 5d Drop-bear attack in suburban Brisbane Warning - I'm not sure if it's the weird weather or the messed up tourist season, but for some reason drop bears have come into the outskirts of Brisbane. I got attacked; photos attached. They said it could happen in any city. https://imgur.com/a/HfRZHir/ I was walking off-trail trail up the hill in Belmont reserve near Carindale (no lockdown for exercise, right?), and one of the buggers attacked. Lucky I did the drop-and-roll manoeuvre (big shoutout to Russel Coight; I learned the trick after seeing it on the All Aussie Adventures show a few years ago), and between that and the thickness of my khaki shirt, only the two main front claws got through as you can see. Good on Brisbane City Council too - they have a dangerous animal protocol and treat drop bears with all the seriousness they deserve. They've caught this one, but it's weird to have one this close to a city - can't really be sure if it was the only one. They said also that if it's happened in Brisbane, other cities better be on the lookout too. I got patched up at the PA. Took ages cause they had to do extra protocols - just getting out now and it was day time when it happened. Anyways, be on the lookout and be bloody careful! (Cross posting to /r/Brisbane and /r/Australia ) 21 Q 18 ↑ Share Single comment thread See full discussion OzzieDropBear 5d ... I want you all to know that drop bears are not a hoax, they do exist. I am living proof of that. If you wish to avoid being bitten then you must smear vegemite on your face before leaving home. 3 O Reply stueyholm 5d Oooh r/beetlejuicing 4 Q Reply + убird 5d ... Can I be in the screenshot? 2 Reply

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