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: Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)12:27:41 No.63564667 1614387637337.jpg 157 KB JPG >It's raining >It's comfy I like it 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)12:47:59 No.63564941 >>63564667 (OP) # I wish I was him. Older and fatter, yes, but look at him. He does not give a f---. He sits there comfortably, looking at the camera. He f-----, he is probably married, has kids and a job. He has everything and does not need to care anymore He just enjoys himself. Men like these are the happies. Not smart, but happy. 110 KB JPG Normie cattle, but not caring. I wish. >>63565297 # : Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)13:12:16 No.63565297 >>63564941 # he's a toad sage you rookie

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Anonymous 12/05/15(Sat)23:25:38 No.28103985>>28104247 >>28104335 >>28105658 >>28105734 >>28106936 >>28110951 >live next to river >geese swarm our yard every year >neighbor is korean >likes to practice martial arts in his back yard >go outside one moming and look off our back deck >korean is in dramatic martial arts pose with a staff >4 geese are hissing menacingly >KKIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Korean guy charges >geese charge →KKIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! > asian fighting noises >today the spirits of his warrior anscestors have posessed him, a flurry of blows follow >one goose dead, one with its wing hanging like its broken and the rest run away while broken winged one flops around honking >korean guy makes asian fighting noises while he twirls his staff over his head >the east will show no mercy today >he smashes its head > he is breathing heavily and grinning like an idiot >I start clapping >he turns as red as it is possible for an asian to blush >hurriedly grabs two dead geese and sprints into his house >funniest s--- I've ever seen. >he turms as red as it is possible for an asian to blush 404 the east will show no mercy today Lámalian 2011
Being a ninja isn't cool anymore Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:07:00 No.913102938 >Be me >Wayward kid of the 80s >Dad's an alcoholic who hates me and calls me queer >Mom's a w---- who's snorts cocaine off of men's asses. >Outside all the time >No friends. >Suddenly meet new friends >Tell me they think I'm kickass and invite me to their club. >Suspicious but don't wanna go home. >Follow them anyway >Big warehouse with bitchin' arcade games, billiard tables, and some kid smoking a cigar. >Other kids think I'm cool. >Weeks pass >Dad still hates me, Mom still a w----. >Go to clubhouse >Friends tell me this adult came by and wants to speak to me and my friends. >Guy says we're cool and gives us rad ninja outfits and weapons >Fuckyeah.jpg >Guy trains us then tells us to go stand out in an alleyway to guard it. >About to tell my friend that he saved my life >Friend then eviscerated by a big ass turtle with two swords. >FML as another pizza-smelling turtle smacks me in the head with a stick.
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: Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)12:27:41 No.63564667 1614387637337.jpg 157 KB JPG >It's raining >It's comfy I like it 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)12:47:59 No.63564941 >>63564667 (OP) # I wish I was him. Older and fatter, yes, but look at him. He does not give a f---. He sits there comfortably, looking at the camera. He f-----, he is probably married, has kids and a job. He has everything and does not need to care anymore He just enjoys himself. Men like these are the happies. Not smart, but happy. 110 KB JPG Normie cattle, but not caring. I wish. >>63565297 # : Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)13:12:16 No.63565297 >>63564941 # he's a toad sage you rookie

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