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: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)16:26:42 No.6359296 >be me 30 years old in the year 2060 Huel >alarm goes off, get ejected from 2X1m apartment pod >put tube into my ass and brace myself for a Huel enema, nutrients are absorbed faster this way 159 KB JPG >put on my fitbit jumpsuit >accept user agreement for fitbit to track my vitals >fitbit alerts me that my Huel levels are low, automatic Huel top up initiated >tube shoots from the jumpsuit into my a------ >topupcomplete.mp3 >take self-driving Tesla e-scooter to the office >accept user agreement for Tesla to track my activity >traffic is bad today, e-scooters everywhere >fitbit alerts me that my stress levels are high >sprays me with natural calming mist >right in the eye >can't f------ see >accidentally switch e-scooter to manual >lose control and crash into oncoming traffic >Huel ejects from my ass >fitbit alerts me that my heart rate is high and Huel levels are low >tops me up with more Huel >sprays more natural calming mist >switch e-scooter back to self-driving mode >arrive at work >get inside 1x2m office pod >spend all day filling out captchas it's the only job Al's can't do >lunch time, brace myself for more Huel >decide to scoot to starbucks for a coffee >0.0000000000000000000000000000001 BTC for a decaffeinated, recycled, onions milk latte >accept user agreement for starbucks >tube shoots into my ass squirts luke warm coffee >feels good >scoot back to the office and fill out captchas for the rest of the day >on way back to my apartment pod >decide to stop and buy some more Huel, I used a lot today >leave store >alarm goes off >forgot to sign user agreement >surrounded by enforcement officers >they taze me >Huel ejects from my ass >they take me to the station >l accept police station user agreement >get put in 1m x 2m holding pod >have to watch 7 hour infographic on the importance of user agreements >get released with a warning >scoot back to my apartment pod >empty out the Huel from the feet of my fitbit jumpsuit >climb into my pod and go to sleep >Pic Related

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