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W-w-w-what d'you think you're doing, eh? I'm quite old enough to d-d-do as I like! ... I w-want to go home, so there! ... I've had enough of this cake- walk, with whisky rolling up in a ball. We'll all end up smashed in little pieces! What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you drunken f---? l'l have you know I graduated top of my class in the Boy Scouts, I've been involved in numerous secret raids on opium drug lords, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in armed combat and I'm the top puncher in the entire Association of European Journalists.You are nothing to me but just another side character. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me on a f------ rocket in the middle of b------- nowhere in space? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Interpol and your house back on earth is being raided right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the State Security Service and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo

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Tintin and the Navy Seal Copypasta - r/danktintinmemes


Uploaded by Cheeky Mountain Parrot May 31, 2021 at 05:00PM EDT

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What goes on, Tintin? You only needed to disguise yourself as a lady once, but this is the third time you've gone out like that!
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Uploaded May 31, 2021 at 05:00PM EDT

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The Adventures Of Tintin

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tintin, the adventures of tintin, captain haddock, explorers on the moon, navy, seal, copypasta, comics, boy scouts, interpol, journalist, kiddo

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