DON'T FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS, ETHAN. THOSE ARE NOT REAL WOMEN AND THOSE DO NOT FEEL LIKE REAL BREASTS. LOOK AT CLAIRE'S TITS, ETHAN; THEY ARE REAL AND YOU CAN FEEL THEM ALL YOU WANT WHEN YOU TWO MARRY. PLEASE ETHAN, CONSIDER THE TITS. THEYRE DRYING UP EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU DENY ME MY BLOODLINE'S CONTINUATION.

Villains: You can't have [thing] because [reasons] Cue several cutscenes throughout gameplay

Shopkeepers: [lists of things] It's yours my friend as long as you have enough [currancy].