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: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)14:34:27 No.856298809 >feels time, /b/ >uncertain on what to do with my life back when I was 18 >can't hold a job and too stoopid for college >killing myself was always an option in my mind 86 KB JPG >i was afraid to do it tho >no friends or family to help me figure my s--- out either >girl I knew from HS messages me one day out of the blue >remembers me for some reason even though we never talked >entertaining and fun to talk to >doesn't take too long for me to crush on her >don't wanna mess things up, so never tell her how I feel >i am starting to appreciate life more solely because of her at this point >to my despair, she ghosts me out of nowhere >fuckmylife.jpeg >at this point l'm so frustrated I need to get it out of my chest >go on and message her long paragraphs calling her a cruel nagging bitch for doing that to me and so on >she sends the last message l'd get from her a week later: "I'm sorry, my mom got corona and died last month" now before you screencap this and post it to plebbit, read the first letter of each sentence

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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>Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist 74 KB JPG >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it

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Anon is watching a movie with his family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/23/17(Sat)23:41:57 No.88111436 v terrorpepe.jpg (29 KB, 600x600) google yandex igdb wait >>88111638 >>88111677 >watching movie with family >sex scene imminent >"b-bathroom" >get up and run to bathroom, lock door >after a minute, worry that they might be listening >slowly dump bottle of mouthwash into toilet so it sounds like i'm peeing >realize that i've been in the bathroom too long to just be peeing >start loudly making grunting noises >drop the bar of soap into toilet and let out a sigh of relief >flush, soap clogs the toilet >if i ask for the plunger, they might see that it's mom's good soap clogging it >reach in with my hands and manage to break up the soap bar >toilet flushes >realize i can't wash my hands without soap >wipe them all over my shirt, now it looks like i've been sweating >i think they'll buy it >go back to sit down with family >"jesus anon, are you okay?" >"y-yeah, haha" >"good. here, we paused the movie when you got up"

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Anon gets roasted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)13:19:14 No.64040670 >nearly ten years ago >be 18 uind >compete shut in for six months post graduation >like to play minecraft >load up a seed, decide to leave it open for other players 31 KB JPG >player immediately loads in >it's a kid >we start talking >asks why I'm using my sister's Xbox account >w--.jpg this is my account >my username is very feminine, as I am female >he laughs and says "you don't sound like a girl" >respond "yeah well my allergies are bad so my voice sounds raspy" >he replies "o..." clears his throat, trying to make his voice deeper "well you know I'm like, 15 so... yeah... how old are you?" >little fella is clearly no older than 10 >smile and gently call him out, say "dude c'mon there's no way you're older than 10, it's okay though" >he sighs >says "yeah.... but at least I don't sound like a crusty drag queen" >he disconnects >sitting there, dumbfounded >mfw I just got roasted by a child

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youknow.jpg (44 KB, 750x1000) google yandex iqdb wait I Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)23:02:22 No.856235180 v >>856235461 >>856235484 >>856236176 > Working at IT department in bank > Company currently joined the woke-train and now we get all kinds of workshops on why straight white men are the devil > Roll eyes - none of the Directors/VPs are of color.. > People start to insert moronic 'she/her' and 'his/him' to their signatures > Getting so annoyed by this, I insert 'they/them' in my signature > One of my colleagues (and one of the drivers behind this whole moronification of signatures) asks me about my signature >I reply "I don't think it's appropriate to talk about these things at work - please just respects my pronouns" > This person goes mad, accusing me of mocking the pronouns >I think "F--- it. No way for her to prove it", and step to HR to complain > Colleague is being asked to stop her questioning (and gets her first official warning), but still brings it up two more times >I go to HR again, she gets her second official warning > I'm enjoying that this moronic s--- is now biting the proponents in their ass > Again, she's alluding to my pronouns not being genuine during a meeting >I make a big scene of it (lulz), and HR gets involved again > Last Friday was her last day.

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: Anonymous Troll goes on dates 06/07/21(Mon)14:22:45 No.64037650 >be me >in a good mood >decide to go on dates with women >pick the most plastic-looking ones >"Oh nice eyebrows, if you were to blink too fast l'm afraid you would 62 KB JPG hit an airplane" >"What's up with your lips? Were you stung by a bee? You look like pufferfish!" >"Nice blush, how many kilograms did you put on"? >"Beautiful hair, but it seems more scorched than Russia from all the ironing" >"Good looking jeans, did you steal them from the 12-year-old boy's locker room? Because they seem very tight for someone your size" >"Can you tell me how much work dis you put in your contour, was it to hide your double chin I can see from across the table?" >lt was a pleasure, ladies.

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>be you >Vaccinated with Pfizer >Proud >Find out that vaccines aren't FDA approved >find out that Pfizer is a f------ boner pill company 54 KB JPG >question your life choices

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Anon doesn't need human language | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)14:14:29 No.855738093 >>855735301_(OP)# Meow Meow Meow Meow 13% Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow 52% Meow Meow. 595 KB PNG

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Anon puts himself in the shoes of an Americuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: UFDZFEnj ) 1 06/06/21(Sun)21:04:43 No.324893571 >>324892656 # >be american >wake up at 6am because have to work so the illegal immigrant family next door can take half your earnings >get in car >dont own it, the bank does >spend 3 hours getting to work at goldbergs s--- office inc. >on the way to the front door get confronted by a n----- >he orders you to kneel >you do because "its a blue city, just wait till they reach the suburbs" >go to slave away at the office >end job at 5 or something >walk out >get shot >call uber because its cheaper than an ambulance >get to the doc >he rejects you because you didnt get vaxxed yet >gives you the bill >go bankrupt >uber cancels your account because of some posts you made 10 years back >walk home >get shot on the way back by a n----- >oh man if he didnt live in a blue state the day of the rope would be upon us >walk in house >wife f------ a n----- >but its okay because he didnt c-- inside, otherwise you'd shoot him >n----- leaves >notice he stole your TV on the way out >chase after him >he pulls a gun >get shot >shoot him too >police arrive >get arrested for murder >hold out hands to get handcuffed >female police officer pulls out a taser >get shot by a 9mm electode instead

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: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)00:57:45 No.856262696 >be me, sad and lonely one night >text ex saying I miss her >psycho BPD bitch but she's an 8/10 and great sex >next morning we start talking >she'd mad at me but clearly her 67 KB JPG crazy mind still wants me >tells me how sad she was after I left >lost friends and hated herself >tell her l'm not gonna leave her anymore >tell her I care about her >f--- that night >c-- >immediately regret texting her and want to ghost her again but l'm scared she'll do something to herself this time Why am I like this?

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: Anonymous 04/25/19(Thu)23:56:41 No.781637E > be me, femnon with neckbeard bf > bf wont leave house, wont text, wont call > bf still leaves house for his friends so not a full neet > ask bf why "bc its different with you anon" 9 KB JPG > say feelings > left on read am i cursed to be with neets? 43 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)14:34:27 No.856298809 >feels time, /b/ >uncertain on what to do with my life back when I was 18 >can't hold a job and too stoopid for college >killing myself was always an option in my mind 86 KB JPG >i was afraid to do it tho >no friends or family to help me figure my s--- out either >girl I knew from HS messages me one day out of the blue >remembers me for some reason even though we never talked >entertaining and fun to talk to >doesn't take too long for me to crush on her >don't wanna mess things up, so never tell her how I feel >i am starting to appreciate life more solely because of her at this point >to my despair, she ghosts me out of nowhere >fuckmylife.jpeg >at this point l'm so frustrated I need to get it out of my chest >go on and message her long paragraphs calling her a cruel nagging bitch for doing that to me and so on >she sends the last message l'd get from her a week later: "I'm sorry, my mom got corona and died last month" now before you screencap this and post it to plebbit, read the first letter of each sentence

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