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Greentext Stories - Anon picks an umbrella | /r/Greentext

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>Be me >16 year old socially inept loser >Have a hippy father who's become very conservative over the years >Weather forecast calls for a big thunderstorm tomorrow 943 KB GIF >Dad walks into my room with two nice golf umbrellas >The first one is a simple black and tan; second one is a pride/rainbow flag >Oh god.... Dad thinks I'm gay >"Which one do you want anon?" >NotEvenClose.jpg >I take the black and tan and tell him to keep the pride one >Dad breaks down crying >He must be relieved I didn't pick the gay one >Dad tells me he's ashamed of himself >Tells me he's gay and has been living a lie >Be a few years later >l'm happily married >My parents eventually divorced >Dad remarried and is now living with his new husband >I head over for a visit >It's raining like crazy >I see his husband running to the door >He's holding dad's rainbow umbrella >l stay for a while; my dad seems happier now >Get up to leave >Dad sees the rainbow umbrella by the front door >"You know, anon, if you had picked the rainbow umbrella, none of this would have happened" MFW I only picked the black and tan one because it had a wrist strap

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