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.so Elves naturally lose their It's theorized that this is ... collective sex drive as their an evolutionary response herd numbers increase. to avoid overpopulation, and a counter force to the long Elven lifespan. ELVEN BIOLOGY Elf egg You can doit! Insert ?19) womb So while Humans often joke that Elves are incels, we are actually VOLCELS: voluntarily celibate for the good of society! This will be on Best d--- Size?? the test, kids! Um, Miss Faewood? My DAD said that theory is fake news. Billy, your father is a dirty liar and a no-good bum who's afraid of commitment. He said that Elf women are super thirsty for the d---, but they're so desperate it's a turn-off, and if you sleep with them they get clingy and weird, so men of all species have learned from experience to avoid them. Now give me his new number, and tell him to stop ghosting me or I'm gonna wizardry his ass.

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Biology Class


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