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![1) Rules For Make Live By English needs work. This is against eveAkhthgs Family 2) Choosing Weapon Killing The Enemies And His Family Too, echod poper. Thave ever been taught. Sometimes killing just the enemies is not enough. Sometimes you must make a point. And when that time is some, there is only one way to do These are just few of 'rules that I think wil1l be helpsful to you to re- member when you are in hard times or down on luck, like impovershed child growing up in Moscow Subway. Sometimes you must sleeps in dark place but if you remember these rules maybe you leave subway one day, go to work, and get job in steel mill and maybe you even get apartment and car when you retire. Not a MTF E-5 has been allodate large stock of weapons. I have list most ap- propriate below. While I leaves choice ultimately to you, I prefers we try By Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov to keep standard caliber. And by that I means 7.62x39, 7.62x54r or 5.45mm. Because there is NO REASON that you ever needs to use any different cali- bers than this. Is simply b-------- made up by Gypsy westerner to makes you believe that Soviet-design weapon is inferior to western complicated b-------- like AR-15. AR-15 is s---. It uses direct impingement system which is basically same as poops where you eats. EXCUse , 3) Killing the Enemies So you are decides to join MTF-Epsilon 5, "Red Dawn"? Welcome! I am glads that you choose to be interest in this team. But I warns you, is not all fun and game. Being combat soldier is not for everyone, and hopesfully this guide is explain some of this to you to helps you make sure this is really what you want. In war, you learn many thing about killing the enemies. Not all of it I can list here for you but I try to cover the basics as much as I can. 1) Bring enough bullet. If you are already part of team, please to get back to work. I only wants you to be reading when you are off duty, thanks you. Sometimes in battle you will find that you have run out of bullet. Bad luck! This is why is always important to bring many bullets with you so you does not run out in middle of a fight. What you must remember about killing the enemies, more than anything else, is that you must be able to do this without hesitation. This is re- quire mental training and conditioning which I leaves up to yourselves to take care of. Here are some things to keep in mind: Kalashnikova Series of Weapons Any is fine, from AKM to -74 to -100 series. Just makes sure you bring lots of bullet (See chapter 1) . This guide is break down into several chapter which I outline fors you below to keep this easy in case you are stupids like Agent Yoric, who is a worthless human being and let it be known that if he ever is try to break 2) Bring knife or shovel. Will take into consideration Even so, nobody can carries enough bullet to last forever, so is always important to carry good backup weapon. Knive can be used to slit throat of enemy, and shovel can also be use for decapitate them. *Your enemies is below you in every way possible. into my bunk again I will murder him. By this I mean that your enemies is less than human, or rather, you must make convince yourself that they are. De-humanize them as much as you can, and it will make it easier to follow the next step. CONTENTS: 3) Never [DATA REDACTED] ! [DATA REDACTED] is not a toy. Please to not play with [DATA REDACTED] or try to take it out for ice cream. It will 1) Rules For Make Live By SVD Designated Marksman's Rifle Sexy. Very nice. Please get if you can. Otherwise Mosin Nagant is fine. YOU. *Hate your enemies. 2) Choosing Weapon 3) Killing the Enemies 4) His Family 5) Chechens and Why I Hates Them You must hate. If you are to kill, you must be filled with hatred for the enemy. In war it is only hatred that will keeps you alive, and you must be driven to do things that otherwise you would nots do. Only pure rage and hatred at your foe will be enough to keep you alive, you must breed this and let it flow in you like your very blood. 4) Never EVER NO NO NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO. NEVER EVER. DO NOT DQ THIS, True But inreevant. 6) How to Drive Tank 7) Babies and Hows to Care For Them In Battle 5) Despite what Dr. Dumount says, Cigarettes are healthy. Smoking is good. Dr. Dumount is just a gypsy and is lie to you. Smoking will not hurt you, I have smoke for many years and I am just fine. Use me as example sthis meant to be adice? I dont even know what to say. When you are able to ehank enemies in the neck with your bayonet and not even be-slightly bothered by this, when you are able to chop them in- face with-ehovel, to kiek them with jaekboat and pull their tooths, burn their homes and staughters theirlivestock-and-send-one Cheehen tonext vittage as a warning forthe other bastards, then you heve understood what io to hater No 8) Who You Shoot on Sight 9) Beak Wetting: Do's and Don't's PKM Squad Avtomatchik Weapon Very important to have. Good gun. Strong. Very powerful. next time someone tries to say otherwise. Okay, Id be lying ifI said I wasn't ariaus now. Faudre abad Never trust Gypsy. Please think dbout this before writing it. *Practice makes perfect. Good attention getter. Sometimes you will not have enemies to hate. That is fines! You can practice on anyone, is not matter who. Just go to the cafeteria and stand in line, then look around. Pick someone to hate, then practice hating them. Maybe you get lucky and pick out a then you can. This has always worked for me. Nono no. 5) Chechens and Why I Hates Them 6) How to Drive Tank 8) Who You Shoot On Sight Thank you for reading this manual. I hopes 'it is help you to be better soldier in serving interests of the Foundation. 1) Chechens Shoot on sight. This ties in with hati'ng peoples. Peoples ask me sometimes, "Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, Twice Winner of Order of Suvorov for Ex- ceptional Leadership Under Fire and Selfless Heroism and Bravery, One Who Has Saved Many Children From Burning Buildings, just who is it that YOU hate?" It is my beliefs that 'every good soldier should know how to operate tank. You nevers know when Chechen is pop up and put an RPG into driver's compartment and butcher your driver, and if that happens then what do you do? Stationary tank is dead tank and that is no good. 2) Bears - Shoot on sight. 3) Wolves - Shoot on sight. 4) Fascists - Shoot on sight. 5) Zombies - Consult with Impressive. Dr. Mann first. Drive tank is easy. Put both hands on levers, push to go forward, pull for go back. Turn left, right, any ways you wants to go. Is easy. 6) Rabid dogs - Shoot on sight. 7) Chaos Insurgents - Shoot on sight. Show no mercy. These are less than human. Answer is simple. I hate Chechens. Driving tank in COMBAT is different. Like I says above, stationary tank is dead tank. That is means you are want to move as much as possibles, as quickly as possible. Stops for nothing, not even cheap w----. If there is something in your way, you drive over it or arounds it or through it. But you do not stop. 8) SCP-682 - Most of the time you will not even see SCP-682. But you must prepare for all things, and this is something to prepare for. SCP-682 is a soulless monster and should be shot repeatedly until he is deads. Reconnending MTF-ES be stripped of anmared support. 9) Vegetarians These peonles know nothing about fond 9) Beak Wetting: Do's and Don't' Kill me now. Beak wetting is someti'mes considered to be lost art, especially amongst soldier. I think it is imperative to understand that beak wetting is not activity to be taken lightly, and with that said I offers you some of my beak wetting tips that I have learn from experience. Nice dog. Beauty. DO: Look at this place. They take me from my home and makes me fight in this hell hole. Do you know what that is like? NO YOU DOES NOT. Tank by itself is fearsome. Fast tank is even möre fearsome. Fast tank flying through air 'and trailing dust, flame and entrails of slain enemy is like hand of god ripping swath through the advancing horde of enemies. They falls to their knees and weep for their sins and beg for forgiveness, and that is, when you rip them apart with coaxial machine gun. [DATA REDACTED] Wear condom. Venerial disease is not funnies for anyone, least of all yourself. Use your heads. CHECHEN IS SCUM. HATE THE CHECHEN AND HIS FAMILIES AND BREAKS THEIR Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov during his time with the 39th Guards Airborne Regiment, 76th VDV Division, Company C. BONES UNDER YOUR BOOTS. DO NOT REST UNTIL Psych eval may beneeded DON'T: Can sameaneexplain to me why the xerox qudiey of this is so poor? Wil Porward to Bright Por review. This isn't 1970. This isnt advice. This is murder. It is very rude and may get you killed. roadon't say: With that said, you should now have better unaersvao methods for taking care of baby in midst of battle. Babies is complicated devices and will require much maintenance, yes, but now you know the basics. Many peoples will be impressed by your skill with handling babies and you can use this knowledges to your advantage in future. TO: FROM: Dr. SUBJECT: RE: MTF E-5 Please do your best to keep these tips in mind, or else you may end up spitting fire from your johnson, and nobody is want that. While I understand your concems regarding this, I do not feel that the document in question warrants a psychiatric evaluation for Captain Strelnikov. Despite some of the admittedly unsettling comments in his writing, he has proven capable of handling himself and his team admirably. Thadn'e thought of it that way, but this makes sense. And the Faundation reaches a new bw. I don't even knaw what to thinkk obout this. I did enjoy your commentary, though. -Dr TО: Dr. We need to tatk Karen FROM: SUBJECT: RE: RE: MTF E-5 I feel strongly that this man is a potential menace to humanity. Can we at least investigate medication? I believe there may be some latent anger issues that could manifest themselves nega- tively in the possible near-future. As the good captain says, we should prepare for as many possible issues as we can. Also pardon my asking, but what exactly has this man done other than scream about Chech- ens? I can understand having some memories about the war and such but I think this is a bit ex- treme. TO: FROM: Dr. SUBJECT: RE: RE; RE: MTF E-5 Noted. Refer to Documents-1 and-3 for reports of Captain Strelnikov's performance in Incident and also dealing with the SCP- outbreak up North. I think those speak well enough for the man but as I understand it Dr. Kondraki also has some good things to say about the ISE him. In retrospect I will consider the medication.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/978/468/283.jpg "The SCP Foundation hires a Russian Military Advisor")
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