Notes:

"Oh, I know this one Number 3. It's Igbo."

"Why did Number 1 choose to use Igbo for the title, Number 2?"

"He was low on power and slurring a bit a the time, Number 3, but I think he said "The Biafrans did nothing wrong" or something like that."

"What is a Biafran, Number 2?"

"I don't know, Number 3; but the Nigerian Prince who keeps e-mailing us got very angry when I asked him about it."