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Anonymous No.701669822 1 hour ago >be me >be shopping for vehicle >weigh all of my options carefully >forgo the seat belt because I'm a safe driver >forgo the airbags because I'm a careful driver >forgo the steel cage because I'm a defensive driver >forgo the 2 extra wheels and therefore stability because I'm an excellent driver >forgo the vehicle that's easily seen by others on the road >select the cageless, beltless, airbagless, less visible vehicle with half the wheels of a car but can go 3x the speed of any speed limit in the country because I'm anything but reckless >it can split lanes because I'm a sensible driver >get clipped by a corolla and lose my leg and half my skin to an accident that would've just been a dinged quarter panel. >How can other drivers be so reckless?? Are motorcycle drivers literal retards /b/?

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