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![File: txw4ldr7u9271.jpg (37 KB, 575x633) Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)17:31:58 No.64963456 [Reply] >>64963825 >>64964358 >>64964377 >be me >britfag >moved back home due to pandemic >have been practicing the ancient art of autofellation for approximately ten years now >really helps you connect with your inner self and central chakra etc >used to try on the toilet, struggled for a while >one day manage to gently touch my d--- lips with my nose, sort of gently nuzzle it for a bit >smells amazing >befriend older gay man >he tells me his technique, lying on bed with arse on the wall and legs up the wall (90 degrees) >try this, instantly my gains improve >within months can fit entire bellend in mouth >after two years can basically d--------- myself >anyway, now do this about 2-3 times a week depending on my mood >usually for stress relief >doing my usual ritual in childhood bedroom (quick a--- finger until first orgasm, a bit of light sounding then autofellatio to finish) >Dad walks in just as i place my lips on my tip >don't see him but hear him gasp >freeze >he watches for about five seconds then leaves in silence This just happened about ten minutes ago. Should I leave my house and change my name? I could probably jump out my window and run to a friend's place two roads away.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/173/696/77a.jpg "Tear down the wall | /r/Greentext")
![- File: 1572965623943.jpg (312 KB, 993x558) (((p----------))) Anonymous (ID: woSallPY 08/14/21(Sat)12:27:17 No.334183109 [Reply] ► > be me, 27 > try noporn several times > fail every time after 3-21 days because it makes me feel like absolute s--- (anxiety, depression, limp d---, fatigue) > "nopornisajudenmeme".bmp > fail to realize it is just withdrawal symptoms caused by years of bathing my brain in dopamine >try again and decide to push through this time CLICK > fail > try again > fail again > letsdothis.sat > 1 month passes > withdrawal symptoms getting better > 2 months in > social anxiety and depression GONE > better posture > better breath > yes better breath, read that again > look people in the eyes while i talk with them > able to study longer and more efficiently > more confidence > able to lift more > desire to read increases > laugh about things that i usually don't find funny, more humorous in general > rock hard erections > girls start noticing me > etc. etc. p--- is killing you anons, anyone who disagrees is a shill and/or a jude. Give Noporn a try.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/173/654/cb1.png "Anon overcomes his p--- addiction | /r/Greentext")
![File: images (42).jpg (27 KB, 600x325) >Extremely sexualized scene >Realised that scene probably created the first generation of furrys >Thousands, possibly millions of furrys masturbate to that scene >Disney most likely created furrys >Lion King was ground zero for furrys >F--- You Disney Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)20:37:14 No.808830045 [Reply] >>808830154 >Be Me >Decide to rewatch the original Lion King >Been like a good 10 years since I've seen it >Good movie >Nostalgic.mp4 >Scene where Simba and Nala are playing around >Scene where Nala has F--- Me eyes for Simba >Holdthefuckup.jpeg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/379/757/d22.png "Anon watches the lion king | /r/Greentext")
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