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File: feels.jpg (12 KB, 384x384) O Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)02:38:47 No.862919445 ► >be me >out with friend being dumb in shops and having fun >looking for halloween costumes, end up in a pharmacy buying candy for a pinata we decided to get >goofing off, being idiots >i say something about not knowing where something is >cutest girl ive ever seen literally hops into the aisle and asks "did i hear someone ask a question?" >h-------- w--.exe >i make conversation >all is going well >something is said that prompts her to show me how high her voice can go >she does some kind of loli voice at me >sperg out and say "wow my voice doesnt go nearly that high >wtfelsecanisay >she's more or less answered my question at this point, so no reason to keep bothering her >she starts browsing items next to me while i stand there awkwardly and shuffle away >friend saw the whole thing, told me in the car she was cute and definitely hitting on me this kind of thing has happened multiple times to me, she was just doing her job, right?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class
Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.
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