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: Anonymous 09/21/18(Fri)07:25:03 No.780413205 >Be me >standing in line at the local grocery store >old man in front of me smells f------ awful >just do my millennial thing and just stare at my phone 94 KB JPG >He is getting a fuckton of groceries >mirin the cashier >8/10 girl with a fat ass >thinking about asking for her number >all of the sudden the guy grabs the counter hard >look up thinking he was having a stroke >his face becomes super red >the cashier asks "Sir are you okay?" >right as the question leaves her mouth it happens >the old man begins to violently s--- himself ofuckinggod.s--- >he is just rocking backing and forth s------- himself while grabbing the counter >you could see it hitting the back of his pants >the smell was god awful >the sound sounded like if you where to violently f--- one of those fart putty's >once he finishes we all just stand there in a frozen w-- state It's pooling on the ground >he just looks around like it's not a big deal "Hehe those TV dinners really don't settle well" And people wonder why I don't go outside much

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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