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: Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:28:07 No.864433083 >be me >25, young n dumb, just graduated uni >thinking about grad school since I majored in psych >while in grad school, meet 8/10 absolutely adorable grill 96 КВ ЈPG studying liberal arts (yea yea I know, massive red flag, I was dumb a 20- something) >we hit it off >ffw 4 years, graduated grad school >we have a son, lil f----- monster but I love him >pop the question >she says yes >first months of marriage go swimmingly >then the problems occur >2020 elections roll around, tell her I'm voting trump cuz I don't really agree with Biden >freaks the f--- out >starts hitting me >grab both her hands so she won't hit me, stand far back enough to not kick me >still f------ screaming >tell her I won't let go until she calms the f--- down >she says she won't calm down till I vote for Biden >not letting her go then >keep this up for an hour, flailing and shouting at each other the entire time >mind you, son was in other room and house has thin walls, so he heard everything >she will not f------ stop >finally let go of her hands and tell her to gtfo >packs her s---, takes son, tried to not let him go with her but I didn't wanna argue in front of son anymore >she's staying at friends house >local polling place opens >consider voting for Biden, so I can see son again and she won't be as mad >having a f------ mental crisis over whether or not I vote for Biden or trump >decide f--- it, I'd do anything to get son back >vote Biden >leave polling place a little conflicted and chucked >text wife I voted Biden >read >no response >few days later I get divorce papers in mail >judge completely f---- me over and gives sole custody to ex-wife >despite me telling him she was a crazy bitch and describing the fight in detail >refuses to listen >can only see son once a month, for 2 hours at a time, with a supervisor in the room >after a few months he still recognizes me but tells me that mommy says I'm evil >tell him she's Ivina Cont. : Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:30:13 No.864433153 >>864433083 (OP) # | only vote libertarian. JJ was the girl for us. We didn't deserve her. : Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:41:16 No.864433522 >tfw family got ruined bcos politics those two morons wouldn't give a f--- about you at the end of the day. whys politics such a big deal with you americans jfc : Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:41:47 No.864433539 >>864433083 (OP) # this is b------- OP, I hope it's a LARP. : Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:41:55 No.864433544 >court finally decides to be a little more merciful >get to see son every other weekend >his 6th birthday is rolling 411 KB JPG around >super addicted to Minecraft, but he only has the s----- iOS version >decide to get him entry-level gaming laptop with Minecraft Java on it >show up to house with laptop wrapped in present paper >ring doorbell >nothing >ring door again >no reply, even after waiting for a hot minute >text ex, nothing >knock really loudly while shouting, still nothing >looking thru windows, all the blinds are down, can't see anything >supervisor shows up >tell her I've been standing her for a while and no one in answering >ex's car was still in driveway, no way they're at the store or something >call cops >they get a key from the city >sons room is empty >ex's room also empty >look in garage >other car was on (the car that was on the driveway was mine at one point) >find wife in there >she's unconscious >son is also unconscious, both are still breathing >cops get ambulance >doctors tell me they've been hit with carbon monoxide >it was a suicide attempt >she attempted to kill herself with son >police search the garage car and find suicide note in glovebox how son is only happy when he sees >says me, and this conflicts with her view of herself as "the perfect mother: way better than that f------ rightoid slob". >wife and son make full recovery, although son seems a lil different >bring this up to lawyer >get full custody of son >ex is put in mental hospital >l've won >teach son my favorite song >it starts like >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur >>864433702 # >>864434583 #

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
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: Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:28:07 No.864433083 >be me >25, young n dumb, just graduated uni >thinking about grad school since I majored in psych >while in grad school, meet 8/10 absolutely adorable grill 96 КВ ЈPG studying liberal arts (yea yea I know, massive red flag, I was dumb a 20- something) >we hit it off >ffw 4 years, graduated grad school >we have a son, lil f----- monster but I love him >pop the question >she says yes >first months of marriage go swimmingly >then the problems occur >2020 elections roll around, tell her I'm voting trump cuz I don't really agree with Biden >freaks the f--- out >starts hitting me >grab both her hands so she won't hit me, stand far back enough to not kick me >still f------ screaming >tell her I won't let go until she calms the f--- down >she says she won't calm down till I vote for Biden >not letting her go then >keep this up for an hour, flailing and shouting at each other the entire time >mind you, son was in other room and house has thin walls, so he heard everything >she will not f------ stop >finally let go of her hands and tell her to gtfo >packs her s---, takes son, tried to not let him go with her but I didn't wanna argue in front of son anymore >she's staying at friends house >local polling place opens >consider voting for Biden, so I can see son again and she won't be as mad >having a f------ mental crisis over whether or not I vote for Biden or trump >decide f--- it, I'd do anything to get son back >vote Biden >leave polling place a little conflicted and chucked >text wife I voted Biden >read >no response >few days later I get divorce papers in mail >judge completely f---- me over and gives sole custody to ex-wife >despite me telling him she was a crazy bitch and describing the fight in detail >refuses to listen >can only see son once a month, for 2 hours at a time, with a supervisor in the room >after a few months he still recognizes me but tells me that mommy says I'm evil >tell him she's Ivina Cont. : Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:30:13 No.864433153 >>864433083 (OP) # | only vote libertarian. JJ was the girl for us. We didn't deserve her. : Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:41:16 No.864433522 >tfw family got ruined bcos politics those two morons wouldn't give a f--- about you at the end of the day. whys politics such a big deal with you americans jfc : Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:41:47 No.864433539 >>864433083 (OP) # this is b------- OP, I hope it's a LARP. : Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)22:41:55 No.864433544 >court finally decides to be a little more merciful >get to see son every other weekend >his 6th birthday is rolling 411 KB JPG around >super addicted to Minecraft, but he only has the s----- iOS version >decide to get him entry-level gaming laptop with Minecraft Java on it >show up to house with laptop wrapped in present paper >ring doorbell >nothing >ring door again >no reply, even after waiting for a hot minute >text ex, nothing >knock really loudly while shouting, still nothing >looking thru windows, all the blinds are down, can't see anything >supervisor shows up >tell her I've been standing her for a while and no one in answering >ex's car was still in driveway, no way they're at the store or something >call cops >they get a key from the city >sons room is empty >ex's room also empty >look in garage >other car was on (the car that was on the driveway was mine at one point) >find wife in there >she's unconscious >son is also unconscious, both are still breathing >cops get ambulance >doctors tell me they've been hit with carbon monoxide >it was a suicide attempt >she attempted to kill herself with son >police search the garage car and find suicide note in glovebox how son is only happy when he sees >says me, and this conflicts with her view of herself as "the perfect mother: way better than that f------ rightoid slob". >wife and son make full recovery, although son seems a lil different >bring this up to lawyer >get full custody of son >ex is put in mental hospital >l've won >teach son my favorite song >it starts like >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur >>864433702 # >>864434583 #

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