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: Anonymous 10/06/21(Wed)16:32:20 No.864516285 >be me >self-declared sociopath >best friends with the hottest girl in the grade above me (her words, not mine) >she's got short blonde hair and green eyes if that matters >her ex called her a loli 8 KB JPG >we used to have study hall together during my sophomore year, and she'd rest her head on my shoulder the whole class period >"i love you, anon" >deerinheadlights.jpg| >uhhh, ok >covid hits early on the next year >best friend is attention deprived (she's an attention w----) >suggest only fans because she's an attractive person >"i can't do that! what if someone found out?" >suggest making an nsfw reddit to test the waters >she can't decide which pictures to post >"can i show you so you can help me decide?" >whatever.jpg >manage her account for awhile pretending to be her >lots of interested guys >Imao.jpg >she has nearly a thousand followers now >"thank you, anon" >mhm >"I used to like you for a bit last year" >mfw I realize that's why this dumb bitch wouldn't leave me alone

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