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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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: Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)08:40:35 No.65906654 >neighbors suddenly have chickens >chickens make chicken noises >for some reason, this warms my heart >get woken up by chickens doing the funny chicken sounds and 231 KB JPG there's suddenly a smile on my face >exit my house to do some exercise and see the chickens in the neighbors' backyard >instantly feel great >not even sure if it's legal for them to own chickens, but I'm not going to complain >just feel really f------ happy whenever I hear them make their silly sounds Thanks chickens

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: Anonymous 09/09/20(Wed)06:00:24 No.835702207 >>835701630 (OP) # >met girl 10 years ago >literal 10/10 in personality and in looks, super fit and everything >together for a year and a half >dies in a car crash >been depressed for 9 years ever since >>835702473 #

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Anon sucks at life | /r/Greentext

Certified failure >be me >6'6" straight white male with masculine features, broad shoulders and deep voice >still a loser with no friends and 75 KB JPG never had a gf >constantly sad and miserable >mfw im supposed to have an easy life

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Anon's grandpa on the Rwandan genocide | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 03/26/18(Mon)12:38:54 No.4362112 My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of 27 KB JPG random letters from the words highlighted showing 'the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a "Tutsi liar'. >>4362182 # >>4362188 # >>4362190 # >>4362240 # >>4362354 #

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Anon meets an irl gigachad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)17:05:31 No.867397527 >be me >local red cross volunteer >every other weekend we have a course about a program the local red cross does >this weekend it's promotion of human values, equality, tolerance, and 46 KB JPG So on >boring, but I thought I'd go anyway, to hang out >get there, see some new volunteers >chat with this guy, a 19yo boxer, funny dude >the presentation starts >woman presenter talks about the problems women face in the workplace >boxer guy raises hand >"yes mr boxer, you have a question?" >"in an ideal world only men would work and women would be free to do other things such as bring up children" >all the females visibly shocked and seething >this one girl stands up, looks at him and yells something unitelligible, starts crying and storms out >boxer guy whispers to me >"what a joke" >leaves Never saw him again, hope he' doing okay. Anyone else witness an irl "giga chad refuses to elaborate" moment?

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)04:03:47 No.66085975 >be me >give s--- eating grins to people out of the blue >classmate asks me if something's wrong after I give him one > reply "something's going to be" for s---- and giggles >get the s--- beat out of me by the f------ f----- 585 KB PNG >he starts yelling I got a gun >get restrained >people yelling but I can't even open my eyes and head is rigning >don't remember what happens later >l'm escorted to the principal's office along with the kid >kid gets suspended after they hear his story >principal begs me not to sue in front of my parents the next day >s--- eating grin with my face beat to a pulp We sued.

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Anon finds a loophole | /r/Greentext

>trump gets impeached >trump resigns >pence becomes president >pence pardons trump >pence appoints new vice-president, donald trump >pence resigns >trump becomes president >trump appoints new vice-president, mike pence

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Anon says the worst possible thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.

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Anon savors the moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:56:14 No.25358724 >finally get a girl to my dorm >finger her >pull fingers out >take a deep long whiff >she looks at me >'what the f---?" 139 KB JPG >she gtfo Was i being weird? I was just savouring the moment 18 Replies View Thread

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