: Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)14:12:52 No.66309570 >incel >decide to give a shot to single moms >she quite cute, her little bugger reminds me a lot to me in my childhood >get along well with both, kid doesn't even know his dad 83 KB JPG >fast forward a couple of months >helping kid with homework >foid starts treating me badly in front of the kid, calling me names and stuff >kid gets angry at her and tells her to stop >she calls me a p--- and says I brainwashed her baby >get kicked from her home why are women like this? everything was going well

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)08:40:35 No.65906654 >neighbors suddenly have chickens >chickens make chicken noises >for some reason, this warms my heart >get woken up by chickens doing the funny chicken sounds and 231 KB JPG there's suddenly a smile on my face >exit my house to do some exercise and see the chickens in the neighbors' backyard >instantly feel great >not even sure if it's legal for them to own chickens, but I'm not going to complain >just feel really f------ happy whenever I hear them make their silly sounds Thanks chickens

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: Anonymous 09/09/20(Wed)06:00:24 No.835702207 >>835701630 (OP) # >met girl 10 years ago >literal 10/10 in personality and in looks, super fit and everything >together for a year and a half >dies in a car crash >been depressed for 9 years ever since >>835702473 #

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Certified failure >be me >6'6" straight white male with masculine features, broad shoulders and deep voice >still a loser with no friends and 75 KB JPG never had a gf >constantly sad and miserable >mfw im supposed to have an easy life

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:Anonymous 03/26/18(Mon)12:38:54 No.4362112 My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of 27 KB JPG random letters from the words highlighted showing 'the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a "Tutsi liar'. >>4362182 # >>4362188 # >>4362190 # >>4362240 # >>4362354 #

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: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)17:05:31 No.867397527 >be me >local red cross volunteer >every other weekend we have a course about a program the local red cross does >this weekend it's promotion of human values, equality, tolerance, and 46 KB JPG So on >boring, but I thought I'd go anyway, to hang out >get there, see some new volunteers >chat with this guy, a 19yo boxer, funny dude >the presentation starts >woman presenter talks about the problems women face in the workplace >boxer guy raises hand >"yes mr boxer, you have a question?" >"in an ideal world only men would work and women would be free to do other things such as bring up children" >all the females visibly shocked and seething >this one girl stands up, looks at him and yells something unitelligible, starts crying and storms out >boxer guy whispers to me >"what a joke" >leaves Never saw him again, hope he' doing okay. Anyone else witness an irl "giga chad refuses to elaborate" moment?

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: Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)04:03:47 No.66085975 >be me >give s--- eating grins to people out of the blue >classmate asks me if something's wrong after I give him one > reply "something's going to be" for s---- and giggles >get the s--- beat out of me by the f------ f----- 585 KB PNG >he starts yelling I got a gun >get restrained >people yelling but I can't even open my eyes and head is rigning >don't remember what happens later >l'm escorted to the principal's office along with the kid >kid gets suspended after they hear his story >principal begs me not to sue in front of my parents the next day >s--- eating grin with my face beat to a pulp We sued.

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>trump gets impeached >trump resigns >pence becomes president >pence pardons trump >pence appoints new vice-president, donald trump >pence resigns >trump becomes president >trump appoints new vice-president, mike pence

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: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.

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: Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)14:12:52 No.66309570 >incel >decide to give a shot to single moms >she quite cute, her little bugger reminds me a lot to me in my childhood >get along well with both, kid doesn't even know his dad 83 KB JPG >fast forward a couple of months >helping kid with homework >foid starts treating me badly in front of the kid, calling me names and stuff >kid gets angry at her and tells her to stop >she calls me a p--- and says I brainwashed her baby >get kicked from her home why are women like this? everything was going well

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