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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU'RE TOO POG AND BASED TO BE MARRY THIS CRINGE FEMOID?" GONZALO, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE, I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

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Anonymous 114 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)17:40:53 No.78491713 >be femoid >discover own t--- >"h-------- BOOBS hahah omg grope Imaooo boobs look at em" >stare at myself >constantly grope myself >judge my privates based off all the p--- and hentai i consume >generally a disgusting f------ retarded p--- addict sometimes i feel like deep inside i am just a perverted old man. i hate my body as every teen girl rightfully does but sometimes i genuinely just treat it like im a boy seeing a naked woman for the first time. not only in the "wow boobs" way but also in the "hm these arent like the ones in p---" way have i reached peak degeneracy? i should transition and identify as a middle aged man
>what the f---? did he just say "feed"? A SNEED. >f------ femoid, >she doesn't even deserve me >I bet her feet don't even >smell nice >don't mind me, MGTOW I'm just going my own way >SNEED. >the Jews are watching me, >I can feel it >facemaxed, gymmaxed, based. >Yeah, I'm "Chad" personified. WILL BE >I wish I was at home >derekposting on /fit/
117 Femoid waited outside my University library for over 30 minutes at mid-night waiting for me to let her in but I just ignored her (self.Incels) submitted 22 hours ago by I was at university at around 11pm last night because I had an assignment due at midnight and of course I left it to the last minute because I've been busy LDARing the past few weeks. Usually I do everything I can to avoid being on campus because suicide fuel but I study finance and needed to use some stupid simulation program that was only on university computers. There was probably only 10 people in the entire library because everyone else was busy partying on a Friday night, but I was the only one on the ground floor of the library. Where I was sitting was facing the library door that used to be automatic regardless of the hour, but apparently some homeless guy was using the elevator as a f--- box late at night (not a joke) so you now have to swipe your student card on the door to get in after 7pm. So anyway some 9/10 Stacy walks up to the door and mustn't have known that you now needed to swipe your card now (dumb bitch). She starts waving at me and making motions for me to open it from the inside for her (there's a big button) but I just ignored her. She had a few books in her arms and stood there like an idiot for over 30 minutes trying to get my attention. We even made eye contact occasionally throughout it but I had headphones in and just pretended I didn't see her. It would've been really uncomfortable for her because of the books she was holding, I'm not sure why she didn't just put them down after a few minutes I think she was pretty stupid. I even smiled a few times making eye contact because I couldn't help it. Anyway at around 11:50 she just gave up and left. I hope she had an assignment due at mid-night too and couldn't submit it, was probably getting her beef flaps destroyed by Chad which is why she got there so late in the first place. She was actually pretty distracting and I couldn't concentrate so she probably affected my grade, entitled bitch. I jerked off to her went I went home too. 72 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost
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