r/teenagers u/sad-is-what-i-am · 6h • i.redd.it S 3 e 6 Awards Just ate 1kg of gummy bears, l'll keep you all updated on the side effects THI. ARIBO Boldb KINGP/N Sho HARIBO Goldbears 4py of H 150c HARIBO bears HARIBO

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Madlad calculates the amount of shit | /r/madlads

O r/Eminem - Posted by u/NoahG59 Kamikaze 2 hours ago Let me know if this is a stretch, but... In Logic's song "Homicide," featuring Eminem, he states that he "wipes his ass with 6 mil." Assuming he is referencing Us dollars, I believe that he takes the largest s---- in the universe. So, let's break this down. One US dollar is 6.14 inches in length and 2.61 inches in width, which are the dimension that we are concerned with here. That being said, if he were to wipe his ass with 6 million one dollar bills, that means he'd need a total surface area of 667,725 square feet to properly clean his ass. That's about the size of 248.5 average american homes. Now let's look at this a little differently. If we were to put every dollar bill that Eminem wiped his ass with in a straight line, it would be 3,070,000 feet long, or 581.4 miles in length. This means that Eminem could scoot from Washington D.C. to Toronto, Canada, continuously wiping his ass, and still need to go another 100 miles before his a------ is clean. So exactly how big would his s--- be? To figure this out, we need to make some assumptions. Let's base it off of the average human s---, which weighs approximately 1 pound. The average person uses about 20 squares of toilet paper per s---, which is 80 inches in length based on the dimensions of American toilet paper squares. Assuming that the size of one's poop is directly proportional to the amount of toilet paper they use, that puts Eminem's s--- at about 460,546 times larger than an average person's. That means his s---- weigh 460,546 pounds, which is as much as 38.4 full grown African elephants. So how big would that be? Human feces has a density of about 66.17 pounds per cubic foot, on average. This means that his s--- must be 6,960 cubic feet. For perspective, that is 870 bathtubs full of s---, and if Eminem were to s--- in a 1 cubic foot box and stack them, he would fill enough to be 2.56 times taller than the Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest building. If his s--- was to be 1 inch in width and 1 inch in depth, it would be 1,002,240 feet in length, or the height of 34.53 Mount Everest's stacked on top of each other. If that isn't the largest s--- in the universe, then we truly are living in a simulation.

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Madlad outplays scalpers online to the point one of them threatens him, the only true madlad | /r/madlads

3h I remember an article during the first wave of the pandemic of a teenager in the US making a fortune and be called young business man. Essentially he was scalping anything that was popular while everyone was locked in including video game consoles. F--- off. 6 Reply 1 Vote • 2h 8 Awards | "bought" 6 PS5S from 1 guy on eBay when it first launched. He was selling them for 2k each!! I had no intention of paying but kept indicating l'd pay so that eBay didn't cancel the transaction. It postponed him selling them for about a month and he had to drop the price to around $1200 each. Essentially losing him $4,800 profit. Say what you will about my morality but I don't give a s---. I hate scalpers. He was so angry he somehow found my personal info and threatened my family. What a p------------. When I called his bluff he said he'd call the hospital I worked at and tell them. I said "you want to call the ICU I work at during a pandemic and tell them one of their nurses is f------ with you on ebay and you think they'll give 2 s----? I'll give you the number personally!" I've also trolled about 10 switch scalpers on Facebook marketplace and had them meet each other to sell instead of me. +1 3

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Enhancer for YouTubeTM Rate Donate 2 Support XA Translate Hey there! Just a quick note to inform you about things I think you should be aware of... What's new • Restored dislikes count! 9 Improved loop feature by adding the possibility to directly type in numbers • Fixed loop panel not always visible Fixed expanded video player not correctly centered when exiting full screen mode Known issues that cannot be fixed • Flip video not working in full screen mode with Chrome and other Chromium based browsers. This is caused when hardware acceleration is turned on in the browser settings. • Volume booster kills audio for some videos. A page reload is needed to get the audio back. Support the development of Enhancer for YouTubeTM Please consider making a donation if you haven't made one yet. Amount: 5 Currency: USD ♥ Donate Donors, translators, and enthusiast users Your support, contributions, and positive feedbacks are really appreciated, thank you very much! That's it! I hope you will enjoy this new version of Enhancer for YouTubeTM and that you will rate it to help it get better ranked in the Add-ons gallery! Just click on the "Rate" link at the top of this page, writing a review is optional, you can simply select the number of stars you think this extension deserves. Thank you! The Developer

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A daughter that loves her dad. (She is a mad daughter) | /r/madlads

He told his daughter: "Don't tell anyone that father is a janitor, they will laugh at you" your she posted this photo on social networks and wrote: "My dad is a janitor. He is my pride. I love you, dad."

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