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r/antiwork u/sharkprincefishstick • 45m Please call my work and tell them I'm in ER because my cat dying isn't a valid reason to not come in today. EDIT: An absolute legend in the comments has taken care of this. I'm leaving this post up (if that's okay) because the general BS of having to come in when a pet is ridiculous to me. My shift starts in four minutes. Long story short: My cat is actively dying and I don't want her to be alone. I've previously talked to my boss about her being super old, just as a heads-up as that might be an issue that comes up in the future, and he made it very clear that pets dying isn't an emergency, and that I'm expected to come in anyway. (Apparently a while ago, he backed over his own dog on the way to work and then worked an eight hour shift the same day. What a psycHopath hard worker.) I need someone to call my work and tell them I accidentally ate a Christmas cookie with peanuts in it (I have a peanut allergy) and that you just dropped me off at the ER and that l'll be okay ir time for my next shift.

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r/antiwork u/sharkprincefishstick • 45m Please call my work and tell them I'm in ER because my cat dying isn't a valid reason to not come in today. EDIT: An absolute legend in the comments has taken care of this. I'm leaving this post up (if that's okay) because the general BS of having to come in when a pet is ridiculous to me. My shift starts in four minutes. Long story short: My cat is actively dying and I don't want her to be alone. I've previously talked to my boss about her being super old, just as a heads-up as that might be an issue that comes up in the future, and he made it very clear that pets dying isn't an emergency, and that I'm expected to come in anyway. (Apparently a while ago, he backed over his own dog on the way to work and then worked an eight hour shift the same day. What a psycHopath hard worker.) I need someone to call my work and tell them I accidentally ate a Christmas cookie with peanuts in it (I have a peanut allergy) and that you just dropped me off at the ER and that l'll be okay ir time for my next shift.

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