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File: 10E2BFA0-A1C9-45F2-8D2A-A(...).jpg (11 KB, 251x242) Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)22:31:43 No.67034271 >>67034452 >>67034509 >one shot at life >parents name me Floogus >> Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)22:33:56 No.67034296 kys redditfag

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tella soul > hide all of your resources for the 46 KB JPG target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore

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Anon questions the number 0 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.21281618 31 minutes ago The concept of "zero" makes no sense because you cannot have nothing. Why do we even have a 0 in our number system? 6 replies Anonymous No.21281656 29 minutes ago >>21281618 (OP) How many girls have you kissed?

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Anon has a reason to live | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)10:29:47 No.67041627 >dont have a reason to live >idea.jpeg >get addicted to heroin >have reason to live 9 KB PNG

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Anon makes mac and cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/18(Fri) 10:39:46 No.783867310 >be me >make mac and cheese >go ahead and make two boxes because l'll have leftovers >make a bowl and put the leftovers in the fridge 150 KB JPG >ffw 30 minites >hungry.jpeg >grab the tupperware with 1 1/2 boxes worth of mac >waddle upstairs and finish the whole f------ thing >leftovers successfully deleted Why am I like this???

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Anonymous | 784493758 4 min. geleden •.. >be you >reddit f-- lurking /b/ for content to steal >see this thread >screen cap and post to r/greentext >make s----- title like "anon hates reddit" >get 3000 upvotes 48,3 kB JPG enjoy your karma, f----- >later >be you >youtube compilation channel browsing r/ greentext >see this >add it to a 10 minute greentext compilation >make some gay title like "funniest 15 second stories v400" enjoy your s----- ad money, f----- REPLY

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