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4 Posted by u/keeevin 2 hours ago 2 9 3040 TIFU by thinking red and white color is normal for sperm s nsfw Before any judgement consider that I came from a family where even pronouncing the word "condom" is undisputed. So the sex education and everything that comes to private parts are a big no no in our house, for some reason. So, the thing happen 2 hours ago in the kitchen. I was with my sister (19F) and, because of the strict household, we often make jokes stealthily. We don't see any problem with this, thanks for reddit and internet in general. My mom used to cook very often cakes and the most common thing in our refrigerator is the white part of the egg, the uncook white part of the egg. So I was eating a sandwitch and my sister went to the fridge to grab a soda and grab the cup where the white thing is and says: "I always think this cup would be full of c--" and started laughing. And here comes the FU, I (21M) didn't think for some reason and said "No, it doesn't look like c--, it doesn't have red in color or sometimes yellow" and she stared dead at me and more like a whisper said "Whaaat? Dude, go see a doctor, you are not ok". And since then, I started searching the internet for answers, because I am too afraid to ask my dad, or even my mom. And I've never been through this before. Any advice? Can I book alone an appointment to see a doctor by myself? Because I don't want to imply my parents into this.. TL;DR:I was eating a sandwitch and my sister told me that red and white color for sperm is not normal and now I need some help. + Award Share L Save Hide J Report 390 Comments View all comments Sort By: Best I +1 · 1 hr. ago . HEMATOSPERMIA-MAN It's not normal but you'll be fine. You should still see a doctor though. Also, finally my name is relevant. 1.1k Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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