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Anonymous 03/28/15(Sat)20:57:28 No.606588964 File: dadscar.jpg (68 KB, 690x383) >>606589533 >>606590215 >>606590494 >>606590720 >>606574925 (OP) >be me >be 5 years old >both dad and i love cars >we both want to get this porsche something hes wanted since he was a kid >he saves up money >i draw a picture of him and i with the porsche >my mom calls my dad >i soon start hearing them fight >i ignore it and keep drawing until i doze off to sleep >next morning i find my drawing >in the trash and ripped to pieces >mom tells me dad didnt like it >i start crying >two months later mom and dad get a divorce >my dad keeps the house and isnt allowed to see me >i move into a new house and i get a new dad >12 years pass >17 years old >find out dad dies from heart problems >i dont care >go to his funeral dont shed a single tear >2 weeks later we go to his house to get his belongings >i head toward the garage >inside was the same exact porsche him and i wanted >untouched and covered in dust >decided to inspect it >look at the glove compartment >its the picture with all the pieces expertly taped together >it turns out my mom ripped it and he went thru the trash to get all the pieces to tape it back together >i start crying my eyes out >i dont talk to my mom anymore i till own the porsche and i plan to never sell it

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon loses his temper (the image says "Well well well... How the turntables" If you can't see it very well) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)17:04:33 No.5116249 >be me >mom dies giving birth >dad blames me. Is abusive for as long as i can remember >kicks the s--- out of me and tells Well, well, well, how the turntables. me he hates me 1.01 MB PNG >ffw to when i'm 16 >dad smacks me for no reason as usual >lose my temper properly for the first time >red mist, can't actually remember what i did to him, i just remember getting off him while his nose is pouring with blood >never hits me again >occaisionally give him a good f------ smack for all the abuse over the years >eventually get a job and move out by the age of 18 >haven't spoken to the prick since

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We saved him! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a 170 KB JPG depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)23:58:18 No.19725664 Do blind people prefer braille or audiobooks? 23 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)00:01:25 No.19725673 aff jifehiuq jdaka. kofal, fm jafafenafeoq jhfbhoo0 abf,. kaefnfm afiahq.,/.., >>19725769 # >>19725813 # >>19726188 # >>19726200 # >>19726253 # : Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)00:05:05 No.19725682 kjkjkn jjnn ...[I,b,.,io0i9 j22 dnc cnc j jcj igr8e96j fnsdo >19725692 # >>19725769 # >>19725813 # >>19726188 # >>19726200 # >>19726253 # : Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)00:08:29 No.19725692 >>19725682 # asf9rfivv fjcdvnijdviv..., , p]fv" sjdnfeirnrnfnf mndennrnn578ggh

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Anon feels scammed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)04:56:22 No.871034662 FARCRY5 >get a 2080 >finally able to run Far Cry 5 >yesssssss >turns out all you do in this game is kill based chads I feel scammed. 48 KB JPG

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Anon has sweet balls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/20(Thu)22:34:53 No.56193776 >read online that there's taste buds on our balls that can apparently detect sweetness >decide to try it out for myself 7 >go to bathroom and dip balls in sugar water mixture >mfw i can literally taste the 15 KB JPG sweetness what the f--- is going on bros

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Anon is single | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)12:46:01 No.871034426 >girl I'm seeing comes round my place for the first time >showing her round, get to the bathroom >Thanks to me spending too much time on /b I inadvertently tell her there isn't a hidden waterproof camera in there 29 KB JPG >mfw >she stops dead and pulls a disgusted face >she went to "get some fresh air" and hasn't come back F--- you all for posting that degenerate s---, and f--- me for watching it

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anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)09:47:27 No.871040490 >be me, 27 >amazing kind girlfriend >she has autistic 31 y/o brother >bit odd, really loves trains, MTG, and Roman imperial history >we vibe hard, get in the zone sperging about trains and imperium wizkids 140 KB PNG >mostly non verbal recluse now has fellow nerdbro to shoot the s--- with >parents love me >"anon is so good with him! He really goes out of his way to be his friend" >literally just vibing with dude >don't feel the need to check myself when I go off on my fixations >am I autistic, /b?

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Anon is a military mastermind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)09:27:30 No.871033967 why were generals retarded back then? >durrr we stand 30 feet from each other and take turns shooting then wait 2 mins to reload and repeat hur hur! I would have had iron shields to block shots, send in katana cancer patients as suicide flanking squids while they reloaded and last but not least a volley of archers 402 KB JPG shooting 40 arrows a min per person holy f--- people were stupid back then

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Anon has a great 2019 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)01:55:21 No.788966543 I know nobody is going to care, but I need to share it with someone >be me, 20, never had a girlfriend/been with a girl before (actual sperg) >decide to have a kickback at my 72 KB PNG house on New Years Eve; 10 or so people just smoking weed and watching movies >one of my best friends, who i've known since 7th grade is there >she's just chilling with her head in my lap, which is normal since we're pretty close >solid 7/10, always had feelings for her, just too awkward to make a move, and i figured she was out of my league >l pass my controller to one of my friends when all the sudden she pulls me down >kisses me on the cheek, and after the initial shock I kiss her back >we end up making out for a couple of minutes, and spend the rest of the night in each others arms >texts me the next day to tell me that she's had feelings for me for a long time, but she was too afraid to tell me >I tell her the same thing We're now dating, and i've literally never been happier before. I know it was a s----- story and nobody cares, but I don't have a lot of friends and I had to tell someone

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Anon and his dad share a touching moment. | /r/Greentext

>> U Anonymous 02/01/18(Thu)12:56:35 No.94008428 File: feelstooreal.gif (263 KB, 319x255) >>94004782 (OP) >watch movie with parents >Father tells his son that he loves him >look to my dad >"Don't get any stupid f------ ideas" >0-okay

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)12:59:04 No.848456155 >be me saturday morning >carefully walking to bedroom with a cup full of coffee >realize f--- it, I can just yeet this cup, future me will have to clean it up >yeet said cup, coffee everywhere on 19 KB JPG carpet and bed >j------- while laughing at cuck future me >mfw I'm future me

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Anonymous 03/28/15(Sat)20:57:28 No.606588964 File: dadscar.jpg (68 KB, 690x383) >>606589533 >>606590215 >>606590494 >>606590720 >>606574925 (OP) >be me >be 5 years old >both dad and i love cars >we both want to get this porsche something hes wanted since he was a kid >he saves up money >i draw a picture of him and i with the porsche >my mom calls my dad >i soon start hearing them fight >i ignore it and keep drawing until i doze off to sleep >next morning i find my drawing >in the trash and ripped to pieces >mom tells me dad didnt like it >i start crying >two months later mom and dad get a divorce >my dad keeps the house and isnt allowed to see me >i move into a new house and i get a new dad >12 years pass >17 years old >find out dad dies from heart problems >i dont care >go to his funeral dont shed a single tear >2 weeks later we go to his house to get his belongings >i head toward the garage >inside was the same exact porsche him and i wanted >untouched and covered in dust >decided to inspect it >look at the glove compartment >its the picture with all the pieces expertly taped together >it turns out my mom ripped it and he went thru the trash to get all the pieces to tape it back together >i start crying my eyes out >i dont talk to my mom anymore i till own the porsche and i plan to never sell it

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