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Anon makes a 9/11 joke | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1341261033544.gif (823 KB, 200x200) O MUMMY FOUND MY HENTAI DRAWING Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:23:14 No.22090401 >22090457 >>22090584 >>22092439 >>22092538 >>22092615 Well /r9k/, I f------ blew it. I'm so humiliated and stunned that I can barely type. Today I woke up at 2 PM and went downstairs where mummy was reading in the next room, and I noticed a stack of papers. I saw it was my handwriting so I started sifting through it. At the very end of the stack I saw a picture I had drawn a year or two ago of a naked cat girl slave. It included a f------ creepily written bio about how she'd been kidnapped and trained and "hated mouth-breeding lots!" I think mummy and daddy saw it. There's no way they didn't see it. I went into the next room, shaking, and she didn't look up at me. How can I possibly proceed? O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:25:05 No. 22090457 >22090627 File: yourealmosthere jpg (52 KB, 960x600) >>22090401 (OP) Act like nothing happened. >>22092429 Yeah you're f----- man, killing yourself is definitely the best option You're almost here O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:26:50 No.22090511 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:28 No.22092609 > File: joeroge png (262 KB, 446x456) >>22092429 reality check. time to get your life in order You. Are.. F----- >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:29:11 No.22090584 >22090711 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:35 No.22092638> File: 1439805931627 jpg (107 KB, 800x586) HELIUM >>22090401 (OP) "hey so what did you think of these? i put out some feelers and found an agent who likes the direction." >>22092429 your life sounds awful * O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:34:22 No.22092362 >>22092429 M Post the drawing you s---- O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:56 No.22092648 File: Ghostbusted.png (71 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:36:59 No.22092429 >22092455 >>22092465 >>22092488 >>22092491 >>22092492 >>22092509 >>22092521 >>22092538 >>22092554 >>22092564 >>22092571 >>22092573 >>22092590 >>22092597 >>22092609 >>22092611 >>22092615 >>22092626 >>22092631 >>22092638 >>22092648 >>22092656 >>22092668 >>22092429 File: hmmm.jpg (301 KB, 743x986) oh my god you need to bail dude >>22090925 >>22091024 >>22092362 Here it is. I just hope they didn't read through the whole thing. Kitty-tan would be so embarrassed. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:07 No.22092800 >>22092817 just say shes 12 in cat years O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:37:59 No.22092455 File: 1439927360507 .jpg (14 KB, 451x600) Age 2 yes O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:39 No. 22092817 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:51 No.22092965 File: greaheheasy gif (105 KB, 640x480) >>22092429 >>22092800 Genius >Age: 12 yrs >>22092429 enhei twe months home from saheel At Gicad, she we O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:17:34 No.22093587 File: fsdaf.png (229 KB, 331x360) This is f-----. Mecoow Iam tady >>22092429 It's over OP O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:38:29 No.22092465 >22092582 File: 1425365365851.jpg (28 KE a vecd 85x594) tor ye, MauAer breeding time at all, and eued frught heaten, beuten se badly that she me >>22092429 >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:42 No.22092821 ► 1B.t eftech File: Godspeedtanon+godspeed+ 8(. )jpa (16 KB, 217x325) IM WEAK >>22092429 Rip - OP Just be an hero already. If you know for a fact that you about it. See you on the other side, OP O Anonymous 09/06/1 File: 1335901484905.jpg like Hnd thinles He eyearthscadel New, kite ever sobs less when dès mading and wten ste does, :ts mach ptele What kitty den ealt hates, thouh, is mouth- mading. She's enen throw p a couple of times! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:14 No. 22092488 ► File: tear the flesh.jpg (20 KB, 332x352) pecfeet ith, slave The >>22092429 eHe isn r hase h Ma D Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:51:32 No.22092845 ► File: 1429459953690.jpg (40 KB, 536x284) >>22092429 You absolute mong O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:19 No.22092491 > >22092574 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:33 No.22092611 22092727 >>22092429 Enjoy getting forced to go to therapy and having your family think you're a p-------- r-----. >>22092429 What does the above the age say? O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:21 No.22092492 File: 1429325381718.jpg (179 KB, 1107x448) >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:47:32 No.22092727 > 22092807 >>22092869 >>22092958 JUST >>22092611 It says her pre-abduction name, I forget what was, I already put the picture away, I can't look at it. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:54 No.22092509 File: 1429111692282.jpg (47 KB, 604x400) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21 File: EddieMurphyReaction.gif (99 pre-abduction name, >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:22 No.220 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:39 No.22092958 File: 1429111497219 jpg (933 KB, 2133x1200) File: JUST jpg (19 KB, 217x320) >12 yrs >>22092727 I listed that cat girl's age and it was 12. I have a litle sister around that age >>22092727 You can't play us like that, you're already f----- man. Just tell us. >her pre-abduction O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:40: 19 No.22092521 File: 1296784334123 jpg (36 KB, 357x354) name >>22092429 >>Age: 12 yrs O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:53 No.22093013 > >>22093051 > File: 1439012799117.jpg (13 KB, 480x480) >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:5t O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:41:01 No.22092538 File: AbsoluteHooligans.png (338 KB, 471x407) >>22092869 Turns out it was Ellen. There's also a food bowl at her feet which you can't see in the picture. I don't know guys, this seems pretty bad. My mom always talks about how pedophiles should be given the death penalty. I don't see a good way out of this one. >22092129 kill yourself my man >>22090401 (OP) >>22092429 Holy f------ s--- why would you actually write the age, and on a physical thing anybody could find!?!?! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:33 No.22093009 File: wtfm8.jpg (27 KB, 450x320) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:30 No.22093130 File: 1386511247644 jpg (36 KB, 1193x715) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:42 No.22093142 File: bubblesgif18. gif (483 KB, 284x200) Jesus Christ, OP. F------ idiot, they're probably discussing whether to call the police or get a psychiatrist or something >>22093013 > There's also a food O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22: 16:20 No.22093562 File: stay.jpg (40 KB, 960x640) bowl at her feet O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:57 No.22093551 > >>22093013 Hey man, we get it. Life's rough sometimes: just ask Ellen. m8, it's over. Does >>22093527 man, this is some O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:06 No.22093527 >>22092429 your family own a gun? After reading this >>22093527 you are F-----. weapons-grade autism >>22092429 English translation: O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:16:02 No.22093554 File: 1441157759198.gif (1.88 MB, 288x288) Hope you enjoy living in a van down by the river stuff like this is the reason i stray from /fa/ Age: 12 Yrs Training: Kitty-dan was abducted on her way home from school two months ago. At first, she was a very bad kitty! She didn't enjoy breeding time at all, and even fought against it! But after being beaten, beaten so badly that she was blind in one eye, she behaves just like a perfect kitty slave. The blind eye isn't so bad, the master thinks the eyes are cute! Now, Kitty-dan even sobs less when she's mating, and when she does it's much greater. What Kitty-dan really hates, though, is mouth-mating. She's even thrown up a couple of times! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:33:52 No.2209407 File: 1441562264837.jpg (42 KB, 453x500) >>22093527 >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:24:20 No.22093792 >>22093807 >>22093809 >>22093828 >>22093834 >>22093835 >>22093836 >>22093839 File: 1439618391543.jpg (63 KB, 500x392) AND THEN... OP here. I can hear them talking, they have so much venom in their voices. I don't have any money. How can I run? I'm so f-----. I can hardly move. I'm just looking at the sky. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.220949 File: 121213133.jpg (58 KB, 720x960) >>22092429 Jesus Christ. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:47:04 No.22094475 >>22094526 >>22094527 >>22094558 >>22094567 >>22094568 >>22094585 >>22094590 >>22094605 >>22094617 File: 1420435031597.png (238 KB, 1136x640) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:55:40 No.2 1431360363118.jpg (68 KB, 645x773) OP here. I don't know what the immediate future holds but I'm not going to do anything drastic. Not until I'm confronted about it. It's possible I can live the rest of my life with the knowledge that Kitty-tan is burned into my parents' minds. If I'm kicked out, l'll join the military. I have some anime figures in the mail so that might be rough this is >mouth mating wrong. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:38 No.22095442 > O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.22094919 > File: 1437626537727 png (1.66 MB, 1046x706) >>22095253 JUMP OUT THE WINDOW OP, you need to convince them that this isn't about p---------, but rather, it's about b---------, if you can convince them that you're not interested in little girls but instead are interested in cats, the age thing will all make sense, that's an average age for a cat, and depending on what state your in kitty p---- could be legal, if not then just move states. RUN INTO THE WOODS there, fixed everything. you're welcome OP. GODSPEED OP I Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:20:04 No.22095499 > le: pet wigs 1.jpg (300 KB, 600x713) O DoomedAnon !cQ6uVHdIPc 09/06/15(Sun)23:13:00 No.22095253 >>22095281 >>2095284 >>22095285 >22095288 >>22095295 >>22095302 >>22095305 >>22095320 >>22095321 >>22095322 >>22095324 File: image.jpg (352 KB, 2448x3264) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:49 No.22095447 > File: worriedlaughter.png (301 KB, 520x678) >>22095253 this car just pulled up and a lady came out , I don't recognize the car or the woman but i know i afm completely f-----, guys, please remember me. >>22095253 YOU ARE F------ DEAD MAN It's over. You're done. ITS GAME OVER Worried laughter.]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/319/593/c88.jpg "Anon f---- up | /r/Greentext")
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