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Paul Tassi @PaulTassi ... Look, I don't care if this is a spoiler, the world must | know: In this week's Halo episode, Master Chief has sex with a human covenant spy prisoner while Cortana watches and it appears it triggers events that will lead to the Fall of Reach 7:26 AM - May 12, 2022 - Twitter Web App

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"Why you want rail for Kalashnikov? Is not good enough as procured from Izhevsk Mechanical Works? You think needs improvement? Then maybe you find job with army of Russia! You have drinks with Mikhail Kalashnikov, trade story of many weapons designed and details of school for engineering!" "Or maybe you not do this. Probably is because you never design weapon in whole life. You look at fine Russian rifle, think it need crazy s--- stick on all sides of weapon. You have disease of American capitalist, change thing that is fine for no reason except to look different from comrade. You put cheap flashlight of Chinese slave factory on one side, you put bad scope of American middle west on other side, you put front pistol grip on bottom so you are like American movie guy John Rambo. Maybe you put sex dildo on top to f--- yourself in a------ for making shameful travesty of rifle of Mikhail Kalashnikov, no?" "Rifle is fine. You f--- it, it only get heavy and you still no hit largest side of barn. Go to firing range, practice with many magazine of cartridge. Then you not need dumb s--- put on side of rifle." -Insurrectionist Procurement Team, March 3rd 2522
Halo TV Show Defender Bingo It's no big The CGI You have unrealistic Universe consistency deal expectations removing isn't that bad isn't a big deal his helmet We need to Its suppose to be Who know more Kwan is a cares if different about his it's canon good character humanity not from the or not? games more action It's a Give it No one different cares a what you timeline chance think What? you Source material It's a good thing he talks more want them to retell a story? isn't important It'll be It's just a better It has to appeal to a bigger audience tv show next season Mad about the sex scene? Prude "Toxic gamers" I'd rather see Spartans fighting each other than aliens If you don't like it don't watch it We needed different characters You're just a cry baby Talking is better than action
Late NightGaming @LateNightHalo 3h LATE WHAT With all due respect: No, Master chief wasnt being "dismantled" The show portrayed him as self-centered, a poor leader with an "I know better than you" attitude, and not someone I'd root for in a show much less a game. This comes off like that Simpsons gif AM I OUT OF TOUGHT= GIF ALT Zy
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