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Even 500 years in the future, insurgents still use AKs

"Why you want rail for Kalashnikov? Is not good enough as procured from Izhevsk Mechanical Works? You think needs improvement? Then maybe you find job with army of Russia! You have drinks with Mikhail Kalashnikov, trade story of many weapons designed and details of school for engineering!" "Or maybe you not do this. Probably is because you never design weapon in whole life. You look at fine Russian rifle, think it need crazy s--- stick on all sides of weapon. You have disease of American capitalist, change thing that is fine for no reason except to look different from comrade. You put cheap flashlight of Chinese slave factory on one side, you put bad scope of American middle west on other side, you put front pistol grip on bottom so you are like American movie guy John Rambo. Maybe you put sex dildo on top to f--- yourself in a------ for making shameful travesty of rifle of Mikhail Kalashnikov, no?" "Rifle is fine. You f--- it, it only get heavy and you still no hit largest side of barn. Go to firing range, practice with many magazine of cartridge. Then you not need dumb s--- put on side of rifle." -Insurrectionist Procurement Team, March 3rd 2522
"Why you want rail for Kalashnikov? Is not good enough as procured from Izhevsk Mechanical Works? You think needs improvement? Then maybe you find job with army of Russia! You have drinks with Mikhail Kalashnikov, trade story of many weapons designed and details of school for engineering!" "Or maybe you not do this. Probably is because you never design weapon in whole life. You look at fine Russian rifle, think it need crazy s--- stick on all sides of weapon. You have disease of American capitalist, change thing that is fine for no reason except to look different from comrade. You put cheap flashlight of Chinese slave factory on one side, you put bad scope of American middle west on other side, you put front pistol grip on bottom so you are like American movie guy John Rambo. Maybe you put sex dildo on top to f--- yourself in a------ for making shameful travesty of rifle of Mikhail Kalashnikov, no?" "Rifle is fine. You f--- it, it only get heavy and you still no hit largest side of barn. Go to firing range, practice with many magazine of cartridge. Then you not need dumb s--- put on side of rifle." -Insurrectionist Procurement Team, March 3rd 2522

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Halo TV Show Defender Bingo

Halo TV Show Defender Bingo It's no big The CGI You have unrealistic Universe consistency deal expectations removing isn't that bad isn't a big deal his helmet We need to Its suppose to be Who know more Kwan is a cares if different about his it's canon good character humanity not from the or not? games more action It's a Give it No one different cares a what you timeline chance think What? you Source material It's a good thing he talks more want them to retell a story? isn't important It'll be It's just a better It has to appeal to a bigger audience tv show next season Mad about the sex scene? Prude "Toxic gamers" I'd rather see Spartans fighting each other than aliens If you don't like it don't watch it We needed different characters You're just a cry baby Talking is better than action
Halo TV Show Defender Bingo It's no big The CGI You have unrealistic Universe consistency deal expectations removing isn't that bad isn't a big deal his helmet We need to Its suppose to be Who know more Kwan is a cares if different about his it's canon good character humanity not from the or not? games more action It's a Give it No one different cares a what you timeline chance think What? you Source material It's a good thing he talks more want them to retell a story? isn't important It'll be It's just a better It has to appeal to a bigger audience tv show next season Mad about the sex scene? Prude "Toxic gamers" I'd rather see Spartans fighting each other than aliens If you don't like it don't watch it We needed different characters You're just a cry baby Talking is better than action

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Am I so out of touch? No its the fans that are wrong.

Late NightGaming @LateNightHalo 3h LATE WHAT With all due respect: No, Master chief wasnt being "dismantled" The show portrayed him as self-centered, a poor leader with an "I know better than you" attitude, and not someone I'd root for in a show much less a game. This comes off like that Simpsons gif AM I OUT OF TOUGHT= GIF ALT Zy
Late NightGaming @LateNightHalo 3h LATE WHAT With all due respect: No, Master chief wasnt being "dismantled" The show portrayed him as self-centered, a poor leader with an "I know better than you" attitude, and not someone I'd root for in a show much less a game. This comes off like that Simpsons gif AM I OUT OF TOUGHT= GIF ALT Zy

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Not My Chief

Paul Tassi @PaulTassi - 16h I miss talking about the insanity of the Halo show every week so I will have to make do with this Pablo quote that we don't like Master Chief because we thought he was us(?) and they made everything as weird as possible on purpose because this will be good in later seasons(?) "People are p----- that their image of who this guy was - which is really tied up in themselves is being dismantled," says Schreiber. "Our hope is that ... that decision to make the first season as uncomfortable as it is for so many people will pay off over the course of the long-form series." 86 196 1,221
Paul Tassi @PaulTassi - 16h I miss talking about the insanity of the Halo show every week so I will have to make do with this Pablo quote that we don't like Master Chief because we thought he was us(?) and they made everything as weird as possible on purpose because this will be good in later seasons(?) "People are p----- that their image of who this guy was - which is really tied up in themselves is being dismantled," says Schreiber. "Our hope is that ... that decision to make the first season as uncomfortable as it is for so many people will pay off over the course of the long-form series." 86 196 1,221

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Drip Flex

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Me rocking up to the homeless shelter in my most expensive drip just to flex and then leave V

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Wanna know why they put that sex scene into Halo episode 8

DEADLINE: The finale comes after a very intimate moment between John and Makee. The two sleep with each other in Episode 8 and that elicited a very strong reaction from Halo fans. What did you think about that reaction? WOLFKILL: There was a lot of conversation leading up to whether to do that or not and it was a tough one. I mean, I will say that there's a lot of different opinions and voices. I will say from my perspective, having the audience getting to understand what it means for him to make sort of a human connection with someone, with Makee, was important. There's a lot of different opinions on how to do that, and ultimately, we ended up with that path and I think a lot of us feel conflicted about it and that's not a bad thing.
DEADLINE: The finale comes after a very intimate moment between John and Makee. The two sleep with each other in Episode 8 and that elicited a very strong reaction from Halo fans. What did you think about that reaction? WOLFKILL: There was a lot of conversation leading up to whether to do that or not and it was a tough one. I mean, I will say that there's a lot of different opinions and voices. I will say from my perspective, having the audience getting to understand what it means for him to make sort of a human connection with someone, with Makee, was important. There's a lot of different opinions on how to do that, and ultimately, we ended up with that path and I think a lot of us feel conflicted about it and that's not a bad thing.

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Live Cuck Reaction

LIVE CUCK REACTION
LIVE CUCK REACTION

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Helmetless Woes

Spicy Halo @Spicy Halo If only there was some sort of armored device that protected the head and face area. 10:13 AM 14 May 22 Twitter for iPhone 1,801 Retweets 114 Quote Tweets 25.1K Likes
Spicy Halo @Spicy Halo If only there was some sort of armored device that protected the head and face area. 10:13 AM 14 May 22 Twitter for iPhone 1,801 Retweets 114 Quote Tweets 25.1K Likes

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Ah yes, Stable Hydrogen Isotope

"We need the deuterium from Madrigal." OF SUPER CZN BURA MOST DELIGHT WORLD'S Wa ال کیا اور
"We need the deuterium from Madrigal." OF SUPER CZN BURA MOST DELIGHT WORLD'S Wa ال کیا اور

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Cringe by Design?

How the Paramount plus show creators sleep knowing you "just watch the show ironically for the memes" амс W
How the Paramount plus show creators sleep knowing you "just watch the show ironically for the memes" амс W

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Season 2 Set U[

WEEKEND AT John 117's
WEEKEND AT John 117's

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Meat Bag Mech

What is Halo? Where is Halo? Why is Halo? Why is Halo? Cortana will pilot my rotting corpse in Halo season 2
What is Halo? Where is Halo? Why is Halo? Why is Halo? Cortana will pilot my rotting corpse in Halo season 2

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Yay its Over!

DONT CRY BECAUSE IT HAPPENED HALO SMILE BECAUSE ITS OVER
DONT CRY BECAUSE IT HAPPENED HALO SMILE BECAUSE ITS OVER

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Commander Jimmy Rings

70% "We'll bang, ok?" Jimmy Rings
70% "We'll bang, ok?" Jimmy Rings

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Circle Show

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useless sex scenes Circle any show Paramount+ writers

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Live Action Atriox

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i am literally in possession of the 2nd artifact

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