Notes:

This is the only explanation I'm allowed to give you:

If you like to LARP as an Obliterator.
If war crimes can make you smile.
If you like to rip off Terminator.
Up and down the 'Just For Fun' aisle…

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Robot wars, Waifu Worship, gotta be…
CIRCLE CULT THREAD!

CIDI Ops, Texan Cops, Legos as caltrops…
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There's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a thread like…
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There's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a thread like…
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It's time for CIRCLE CULT THREAD!!!

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.