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05/24/22(Tue)12:39:26 No.165199250 : Anonymous >be me >indofag >consider as 3rd world country >average monthly salary is $285, some province are even lower >the lowest province minimum wage in this country are $128 a month 647 KB PNG >have cheap universal Healthcare ( $2.5 a month) >gasoline cost $0.5 per litre >have thousands of ethnic, languages and tons of diversity culture >no conflict between ethnic or clan cuz solidarity is motto of this country >no lgbtq b------- cuz most of people it's conservative >no potential war cuz my country its far from Ukraine and Middle East >everything grow in here even Rock and stick, so food are pretty cheap and tasty cuz lot of spices >hey maybe live in this country ain't that bad How your live in your country anon?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.

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AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.

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05/24/22(Tue)12:39:26 No.165199250 : Anonymous >be me >indofag >consider as 3rd world country >average monthly salary is $285, some province are even lower >the lowest province minimum wage in this country are $128 a month 647 KB PNG >have cheap universal Healthcare ( $2.5 a month) >gasoline cost $0.5 per litre >have thousands of ethnic, languages and tons of diversity culture >no conflict between ethnic or clan cuz solidarity is motto of this country >no lgbtq b------- cuz most of people it's conservative >no potential war cuz my country its far from Ukraine and Middle East >everything grow in here even Rock and stick, so food are pretty cheap and tasty cuz lot of spices >hey maybe live in this country ain't that bad How your live in your country anon?

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