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I SHOULD JUST FACE IT, BEARTATO. I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN. MOMENTS EARLIER: imgflip.com HI! I'M STACY. MORBIUS

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How to Talk to Women


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MARVEL MIDNIGHT SUNS 0:00 / 1:51 THE HUNGER "The Hunger" - Morbius DLC Trailer | Marvel's Midnight Suns 8 0 0 []
>goes to the theater to watch morbius for the 11 morbillionth time >furiously masturbates in the theater >everyone focuses on him >"It's morbin' time!" >ohfuckohshit.jpg The 23 year old Morboomer >f------ morbs everyone >leaves "I AM GONNA MORB AHHHHH OH GOD IM MORBING AAAHHHHH!!!" has watched morbius over 10 morbillion times is a literal living vampire aesthetically pleasing wings listens to free bird while watching morbius doesn't give a f--- about politics, just morbs doesn't care about your opinion until you say morbius is a bad movie then he will unleash the power 10 times the amount of a husband coming back from work to see her wife "I NEED BLOOD" has voices running rent- free in his head all the time, simply just ignores it and does what he wants to do his lifes purpose is fulfilled by the means of morbing doctors are jealous that he's morbiusly a beast thinks morbius is the movie of all time utilities blood as a form of consumption required for the basis of survival his mere presence and spatiality he occupies rushes the adrenalines of npcs >has many infections due to the delusion hes michael morbius >simply doesnt care and says no >immune system: immune >delusion became a reality
Bob Nicholson @DigiVictorian I find myself lost (not for the first time...) in a dictionary of Victorian slang. This is still my favourite: Got the morbs (Soc., 1880). Temporary melancholia. Abstract noun coined from adjective morbid. 2016-12-15, 10:06 AM
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