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Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?

Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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Anon kills his mom | /r/Greentext

12/15/18(Sat)19:08:31 No.49862882 : Anonymous I had the best dad > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 285 KB JPG > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life. 4 Replies View Thread

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We need a new subreddit for AI greentexts since they are actually funny | /r/Greentext

Playground >be me >be japanese wage cuck >work at company that's been making losses for years >be told to take a pay cut or be fired >take the pay cut >be told to work harder or be fired >work harder >be told to work even harder or be fired >work even harder >be told my work is unsatisfactory and that I'm being fired >go home >wife asks how my day was >tell her I got fired >she starts laughing >tells me she's been cheating on me and that she's leaving me >go to my room >log on to 4chan >see greentext about how someone's day went worse than mine > feel better

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Anon sees the end | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/22(Wed)20:57:02 No.69052713 >be unemployed NEET >hear about Al artists and artists complaining that their lifetime acquired skills are now useless due to technology >haha stupid wagies >go to /r9k/ >full of Al bots making greentexts funnier than anything I could come up with >realize the flood of unemployed will cut into NEETbux it's over

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Xir yes xir! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)10:06:17 No.169343560 fr.png 1.33 MB PNG >Big yikes! TF is that, Private Pyle? A jelly donut xir! >Deadass? Im shook! Xir yes xir! >Are you allowed to slay jelly donuts Private Pyle? Xir no Xir! >And why not? Because im a thicc bitch xir! >Because you are a hecking chonker, Private Pyle! Xir yes xir! >Private Pyle has been acting mad sus no cap fr, I have tried to help they/them, but I have failed ong. From now, whenever they/them f--- up, I will not punish they/them, I will punish all of you, NO CAP. The way I see it, you owe me one jelly donut. BET. ELLA

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Anon contributes | /r/Greentext

>be me >college loser >in a math-heavy program >have exam coming up >barely study 27 KB JPG >smoke weed and eat churros >exam time comes, get 16% >not a typo, I somehow got 16% >prof has a policy where he'll change how exams are written if class average is under 65% >announces that the majority of the class passed but due to a few outliers, the class average was 64.2 and next exam will be open book >realize I'm a f------ hero >smoke weed and eat churros What have you guys done for your community lately?

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Anon's a (enter word that gets this post autoremoved here) | /r/Greentext

File: 675fbf80eabf11721c93f345a(...).jpg (62 KB, 633x758) Anonymous 04/10/21 (Sat)20:40:13 No.851798799 > Get new iPhone > Immediately drop it > Not shattered, just a big f------ scratch right in the middle of the screen > Get some #120 sandpaper and scrub the screen with it > Tons of tiny scratches, didn't even get rid of the big scratch > Panic > Get a finer # 80 sandpaper, rub it even harder and longer, just white from thousands of scratches Am I a f------ retard?

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Anon gets sent to the shadow realm | /r/Greentext

>be me >find girl on tinder who plays Yugioh >can tell she's fake fan who only likes the anime and characters >challenge to duel if I win tell her she has to have sex with me 416 KB JPG >if she wins she can kick me in the balls >I run Mystic Mine, know I can't lose >we meet up and duel >she plays Sky Strikers and wins >I call for best 2 out of 3 >she wins again >kicks me on the balls as hard as she can >I suffer testicular torsion >doctors are unsure if I'll be able to have kids someday now

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Anon writes a greentext. | /r/Greentext

06/16/18(Sat)22:53:06 No.771737312 >/b/ me >write incredibly long greentext about the sad story of my relationship with my gf and our breakup >go to post it >remember i haven't linked a picture >put this stupid picture of this fish in a : Anonymous 200 KB JPG mousetrap >file was too big >lost the story Kms

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Anon feels betrayed | /r/Greentext

>see 4chan users praising how this site is "not against free speech like other social media" solely because they can write slurs like "f-----" and "t-----" 260 KB JPG >Make a post saying to worship badass strong feminine looking male characters like Ash Crimson from KOF instead of uwu delicated femboys like the norm >post gets deleted in less than an hour You m------------ lied to me, this ain't free speech lemme talk about my fighting game characters Anonymous >>880178726 (OP) # You got your hour of fame, don't ask for more FATAL FURY 06/15/22(Wed)12:44:45 No.880178753

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Anon likes oreos | /r/Greentext

06/15/22(Wed)09:22:05 No.69052441 = Screenshot_20220614-221322_Chrome.jpg 196 KB JPG >be me >want oreos >no money >post address on craigs list >tell people they can come to my apartment and do whatever as long as they bring oreos >like 10 guys show up within an hour >an o--- breaks out I got doublestuffed : Anonymous

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Exactly what would happen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)16:24:45 No.880148023 >be me >have ability to brings anyone who's ever lived back to life WHAT HAVE I DONE? >resurrect Isaac Newton >spend a whole week catching him on society and technology 401 KB JPG >let him live in my guest room >give him computer to work on >tell him humanity needs him >just interact with him to ask him to fix problems, encourage him to publish any findings to the world also to feed him >ffw 2 years >still nothing on news on any breakthroughs >thought he was working on a huge project >turns out he was just jerking off to gay p--- and playing Valorant >bwaun moment >pic related

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Valentine's Day | /r/Greentext

TMXTH No.749218743 20 minutes ago JPG 14.3 KiB 395x372 Wanted to share something with you /b/ >Be me 21, very poor and broke at Uni. >Has a rich qt as gf. >She loves me, never asks for gifts. >just my company and me helping her in studies. >Life is good. >Valentines week comes and GF not even once mentions about it. >Still.. I love her and wants to impress her. >I collect all my savings and finally have enough bucks to buy something. Go to the mall. >Everything is so expensive. >Everything is out of reach. >Luckily finds a nice perfume, because she loves perfumes. >hoping she would like. >Spends the rest of money on nice gift wrap. >Left with no money even for the public transport. >Doesn't matter cuz in love. >Walks 3 miles to home. The V-Day comes. >We both chillin in my room. >I show her the gift. >She gets really excited. >Opens it up, in a hurry. >Me scared if she will like it. >She really loves it. >Hellyeah.jpeg >Starts jumping around with tears in her eyes. >Hugs me tight, >Kisses me. >We both cry, Alot! >That gift was only worth 25$ and it meant the world to her. >I would never let her go lads. >I love her. Peace 2 replies

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