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Anonymous >Be me, manlet Anon age 16 >No girlfriend >Sister is 24 and hot, also has hot friends >They are at my parents' house because we have a huge pool >Eavesdropping to try to learn what women like >One of them says she told her boyfriend no a---, because she is saving it for her wedding night >Is this a thing or is she a disgusting thot? ? 06/27/22(Mon)20:43:34 No.880958218 55 KB PNG

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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Anonymous 256 KB PNG 06/28/22(Tue)16:09:47 No.880993615 I decided to make a revenge after what my parents have done > be me > 10 years ago, 9 yo kid > my dad and mom were making fun of me whenever I talked to a girl saying that I am too young and its cute while they were giggling >"Is it your future wife anon?" > Due to this I couldnt talk to girls my entire high school > idea.jpg > I am living in a country when we have almost 0 n----- and my country is really conservative about LGBT > My gymbro is 6'4" ripped n---- > We made up a plan > I borrowed him a fake hair > "Mom, dad I want to introduce you my first lover" "She is exotic and beautiful" > I introduced them him > "Elo Mistr Ded, elo Miss Mother, my namm is Pedro." (eventhough he speaks perfectly my languague, he spoked like a tard) > "We met in the gym and he is helping me with literally everything, dad." > first of all they thought Im trolling them but after one hour dinner they actually believed > "Yes, I am part of the LGBT" "Sorry dad, I always knew it" >mfw I am calling Pedro "Sugar" whole dinner until my dad leaves the room My dad was just shocked, couldnt talk. My mom is crying for 20 hours now. My revenge is complete

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: Anonymous 57 KB PNG 06/27/22(Mon)11:08:54 No.69201671 >be me >6' muscular alpha male >deadlifting in the gym >gym owner's wife asks me to stop dropping the plates so loud >assert my alpha energy >"I can make you scream louder" >she's shocked, runs to tell the owner >he comes back furious and demands I apologise for that "disgusting" remark >tell him if he weren't here I would be f------ his wife >he's screaming at me >I push him too the floor >wife panics and calls the police >I decide that old hoe ain't worth it and sprint out >on the way out I see the owner's daughter, ask her if she wants to bang >she scream and throws a TV remote at me >I run out >now I'm homeless, using McDonald's WiFi to post this >home gym master race

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: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 08/20/21(Fri)22:31:13 No.65067834 >make a friend at work after months of struggle >comfortable asking her stupid questions on my mind >we end up talking a lot >she seems really lonely >cries when i tell her how happy she makes me >both worked in grocery store bakeries when younger >tell her i still like baking stuff as a hobby >she begs me for brownies >decide to make them for her one day >go to work >suddenly transferred to another department >go back to being alone >cried in the bathroom again >threw her brownies away why the f--- am i so slow with everything why didnt i find a way to keep in touch with her outside of work

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116 KB JPG nickname" > I oblige > next day ITT- spicing up the bedroom > be me > dating girl > she reads Cosmo article about kinky things to do in bed > asks if we can work through the list > "1 - Give your partner's penis a sexy > things start getting steamy > hands rubbing everywhere > she is breathing heavily > I ask what nickname she wants to use > she calls my d--- "The Impaler" > "Tell me what you want baby" > "The Impaler. I need the Impaler! Give it to me!" > she's breathing even heavier now > diamonds.jpeg mfw > I start f------ her > her body is wriggling all over the place > c-- within a minute > I roll off > her body goes limp > her breathing stops > realise I misheard what she was asking for > it turns out she was asthmatic > I'm the reason she died...

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: Anonymous 718 KB JPG see ya later virgins >>880944084 # : Anonymous >>880943436 # 06/28/22(Tue)02:33:16 No.880942538 >be me >using gender neutral bathroom >accidentally get some pee on the seat >girl goes in after me >realise she's going to sit on my pee >realise girls sit with their butts >remember pee comes from the penis >girl basically put her butt on my penis : Anonymous >>880942538 (OP) # I piss on the toilet seat all the time because it's funny Does this mean I'm gay simce I only use mens rooms? yes 06/28/22(Tue)02:49:30 No.880943436 06/28/22(Tue)03:00:10 No.880944084

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: Anonymous 280 KB PNG 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme

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Anonymous >Be me, manlet Anon age 16 >No girlfriend >Sister is 24 and hot, also has hot friends >They are at my parents' house because we have a huge pool >Eavesdropping to try to learn what women like >One of them says she told her boyfriend no a---, because she is saving it for her wedding night >Is this a thing or is she a disgusting thot? ? 06/27/22(Mon)20:43:34 No.880958218 55 KB PNG

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