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Anonymous (ID: r6MEQdhc File: 077.png (365 KB, 646x595) 07/10/22(Sun)13:57:23 No.386170364 >>386172118 >>386156215 >Be young you >at grocery store, in line >"Oh shoot!" Mom says "I forgot something" >"Dont go anywhere, I'll be right back" >Beep.....beep.....beep beep >Conveyer belt moving forward >beep beep.....beep >Inching towards the checkout lady >....beep....beep >each beep like a hollow death knell >Mom still isn't back yet >beep...........beep

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: Screenshot_20220711_102030.jpg Europe on edge as Nord Stream set for planned shut-down, forever By Nina Chestery and Vera Eckert (841 KB, 1440x2069) Germany building Heating Camps: Anonymous (ID: Cs8Voitk) 07/11/22(Mon)08:27:02 No.386239686 ► >>386239790 >>386240131 >>386240160 >>386240250 >>386240395 >>386240457 >>386240514 >>386240580 >>386240609 >>386240836 >>386241005 >>386241066 >>386241409 >>386241462 >>386241851 >>386241922 >>386242075 >>386242563 >>386242681 >>386242784 >>386243837 >>386243839 >In preparation for gas shortages this winter, German cities are building Heating Camps where citizens can be concentrated, so they need not freeze to death. >This move is necessary, as the government is going forward with shutting down all remaining Nuclear Power plants come fall in order to save C02 and prevent the planet from over-heating. Coal plants will be used in their stead. Thank you, our benevolent leaders, for your mercy and foresight. Anonymous (ID: VJSKOZA0 )! 07/11/22(Mon)08:27:46 No.386239731 >>386239790 >>386239812 >>386240140 Why don't you just fire Auschwitz back up? Anonymous (ID: zOjdhoeq) 07/11/22(Mon)08:28:30 No.386239790 >>386239731 >>386239686 (OP) With the cold setting in, students are gonna be miserable, they will need camps to concentrate in Anonymous (ID: K/pGLSeg 07/11/22(Mon)08:28:44 No.386239812 >>386239955 >>386240925 >>386243829 >>386239731 Have you seen the gas prices lately?

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anon had an interaction with a tourist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous KELANEY 21 KB JPG 07/10/22(Sun)19:53:33 No.881763153 >cicadas >what? >hi where supermarket? >uuuuh uhm huum turn Right and um then go straight until uuhm you reach the uhuuhh the old rails and turn left >left here right? >right yes uhm where car passed away >I thank you very much >nonono follow me it's uh other way follow Start walking >ci-cicada >I don't understand can you repeat >cicada very loud >ah yes yes every summer loud >here is road to store >ah thank you you come long way I thank you >no problem no problem here store bye The above was a diaologue I just had with a tourist asking me where the local supermarket was. I was stumbling for words until I eventually told them to follow me all the way to the store Why don't the teach us functional instead of academically oriented English at school?

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Anon Likes Coffee | /r/Greentext

>drank 2 liters of coffee >vision starts to be VHS quality How much time do i have left? B

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Anon likes a girl | /r/Greentext

1h (7/11 20:12). 881832408 47 Re. 2 Img JPG 228KB (973 × 2048) 17 Replies >be me >24 year old >never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl >actually meet a girl while swimming weekly laps >she laughs at my stupid jokes, likes the same movies, same music : >actually looks pretty cute too >I don't know if I'm falling in love with her but I really start to look forward to weekly swimming sessions just to see her >thinking about asking her out to a movie some day >only one problem >she says she's 16 Can I do this? Not like, legally, it's legal in my country I think but ethically, is this ok? I don't even want to have sex with her, just a date or a hug would be enough...

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Anon's girlfriend is an immense slut. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID:OXWZUY/J) /b/543361530 Whoa.jpg (550x367) 113kB No. 543361530 26 62m My drunk ass girlfriend just told me that she's had sex with over a two hundred guys. She said, >>543361530 "I was a real slut in college. You Anonymous (DzZuJ9) forgive me, don't' you baby?" Whoa. And then she passed out with her head in my lap. Post pics. 200 other guys have seen her too. Why not share with your bros at last. Anonymous (ID:FicJTacb) We've been in a relationship for over two years and live together. We don't use condoms. What do? No. 543364546 28 26m 100 thrusts per session * 3 sessions * 11 inches (5.5 inches in, 5.5 inches out) = 3300 inches of d--- per week. 200 weeks * 3300 inches of d--- per week = 660000 inches of d---, which is 10.42 miles. Anonymous (ID:cjsy7U79) Anonymous (ID:7DNGKDiB) >>543361530 >I was a real slut in college. 4 years * 364 days/year / 200 guys = a new guy every 7.3 days. Since it was over two hundred guys, let's just make it a nice even 1 guy every week. Given that she probably had sex with each guy an average of 3 times, and the average d--- was probably the national average Nerd. of 5.5 inches, and it probably took an average of 100 thrusts per session to c--, we're looking at Your girlfriend has had 10.42 miles of d--- inside her. Get in your car, and drive 10.42 miles, and think of d---- laid end-to-end the whole way. She's had that much d---. She's a high-mileage slut, and her snatch has no user- serviceable parts. 064.gif (290x189) 1.04MB Anonymous (ID:ibHnrlm6) >>543369204 I think it's just as bad if you find out on your own. No. 543369451 man 1397597854671.jpg (1536x2048) 877kB Anonymous (ID:Heaven) >>543364546 >I don't even >>543362498 TOP KEK gj ass for you 1395631099136.jpg (524x492) 26kB Anonymous (ID:NM6Cv0dF) >>543364546 yeeeeee.... 200 hundred dudes is a lot 1000880 145426558991837_6824275_ n.jpg (575x305) 23kB >>543364546 Anonymous (ID:7wWTX4/X) >>543364546 Jesus Christ dude Anonymous (ID:RJVVUDEL) >>543364546 maths of chan win Anonymous (ID:pi7BN5qP) >>543364546 we need more of this Anonymous (DASSJ8PP6) >>543364546 10/thread No. 543369335 >>543364546 #lawered No. 543369358 No. 543365157 No. 543365184 Hey Op, quick question. HOW MANY D---- HAS SHE SUCKED?? Anonymous (ID:Rsr7qh5e) >>543361530 Congrats. You have STD's. Anonymous (ID:S1AEMilu) is she hot? that's all that matters. No. 543365053 No. 543364960 >think about that the next time she tries to kiss you No. 543364967 No. 543364981 No. 543364867 No. 543364902 3h 1 3h No. 543364920 3h 4h 24h >>543364546 4h 4h Anonymous (ID:4Fk/6Aps) >Your girlfriend has had 10.42 miles of d--- inside her. 4h I can't stop laughing. Anonymous (D.3JBHWIS) >>543364546 Hahaha you've killed me Anonymous (ID:Fudb6PX) >>543364546 10/10 Anonymous (ID:JPCOSCLD) 4h >>543364546 topkek 14h F------ 10/10 post. 4h 10.42 miles of c---. Damn. Anonymous (ID:Es4Glp9H) >>543364546 4h No. 543364782 1 4h No. 543364814 1 4h No. 543364671 4h No. 543364735 14h No. 543364743 1 4h

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Anon is a stalker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)15:59:57 No.881827973 78 KB JPG Am I legally doing anything wrong? > Caught my ex cheating 6 years ago > Broke up on the spot > All her socials are public > Been looking up her new boyfriends (11) since me > Messaged all of them > Showed them screenshots and audio tapes of her confessions > They all broke up with her FFW to Yesterday > Number 11 just showed her the door > She calls me > Tells me to stop stalking her and ruining her life > Tell her that she brought that upon herself > Says she will call the cops if I do this one more time > Tell her she needs a priest rather than a lawyer at this point I feel like I'm doing God's work here. Should I continue doing this? Even if she goes private, she doesn't know I still have 3 mutual contacts that could snitch her new boyfriend's identity to me. She literally can't win. It's not illegal to know who is dating who and to send someone a message. It's not like I'm messaging her, I'm messaging her new boyfriends. I wanna patrol this w---- until either of us is in the casket. I just wanna know how legal it is to do that.

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Anon is an outlaw | /r/Greentext

12 KB JPG >Be me >Working at Burger King >I add an extra chicken nuggets to bags when they're for a kid's meal >Imagine the kid feeling so lucky he got an extra nugget >He wasn't actually lucky though, as I did that deliberately My devilish nature cannot be contained

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Anons GF went to the club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)23:23:27 No.881828885 My girlfriend got r---- and beaten. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened: >Dating girlfriend for 7 months. >She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend. >I told her I didn't want her to go. >Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that b-------. >Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her. >She said she wouldn't go and dropped it. >Saturday came. >Hadn't heard from her all day. >At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying. >She says she got r---- and beat up. >She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and r---- her. >Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant. >I told her if she went to the club that I'd leave her and I told her we were over. >She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry. >Told her never to call me again. >Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold. >She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got r---- and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her. I saw her like yesterday and she was pretty beat up, she had bruises and a black eye and stuff. So I do believe she was r---- but this wouldn't of happened if she had just listened to me. Everybody thinks I'm evil. My ex-girlfriend has been trying to talk to me but I have no desire to speak to her. You guys think I was too harsh? I just have a hard time feeling bad when I feel so right.....

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Anon latches on a new conspiracy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 67AU8z4j Opindia.com @Opindia_com 07/10/22(Sun)23:21:48 No.386147100 Biden administration sold a million barrels of oil from US Strategic Petroleum Reserve to Chinese state- owned firm where Hunter Biden is an investor: Report opindia.com A million barrels of oil from US Strategic Reserve sold to Chinese state-owned f... The Energy Department authorised the sale of 950,000 barrels of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to Unipec, the trading division of China Petrochemical... 3:20 AM Jul 8, 2022 TweetDeck 543 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 1,113 Likes 78E8BC66-4808-4ACA-A618-528934403206.jpg 65 KB JPG >be biden >buy billion dollar stake in chinese gas company through son >shut down keystone pipeline >do everything you can to hurt gas companies >sanction Russias gas condemning the world to gas shortages >gas is now extremely expensive >while your people are suffering because of your decisions; >you have made millions >Be now richer Biden >sell US gas reserves meant to help US citizens, paid for by US citizens; >to your Chinese gas company where it will only help Chinese citizens >this make more your company and you, more millions because your company is now one of the few company's left with gas. does it get any more based?

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Anon has a gay friend | /r/Greentext

File: Ec8Pb0bXoAAJV30.jpg (49 KB, 828x853) 1-1-9 Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)05:28:15 No.69368715 [Reply] >Be me >Short dude >Weak >Straight >Only one friend I've known for a few years >Closeted f----- >Claims to be straight >In a convo he called me very rapable >We don't joke that way >He continues being faggy around me w-- do I do? Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)05:31:06 No.69368736 >>69368715 I dont know man but good luck

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Anonymous (ID: r6MEQdhc File: 077.png (365 KB, 646x595) 07/10/22(Sun)13:57:23 No.386170364 >>386172118 >>386156215 >Be young you >at grocery store, in line >"Oh shoot!" Mom says "I forgot something" >"Dont go anywhere, I'll be right back" >Beep.....beep.....beep beep >Conveyer belt moving forward >beep beep.....beep >Inching towards the checkout lady >....beep....beep >each beep like a hollow death knell >Mom still isn't back yet >beep...........beep

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