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ALL >wake up, go to message her, blocked truly the most autistic moment of my life. Anonymous 07/25/22(Mon)13:26:18 No.882664374 [Reply] ► >>882664654 >>882665891 what's /b/ smoking and drinking tonight? also drunk stories thread, i'll start >be me 22, khv >2nd date with girl from class, both of us are into degenerate weeb s---, somehow manage to get her over to my place and i pour us some drinks >we put on SAO to s--- on together >30 minutes in and 3 drinks later she starts f------ with my belt, and cant figure it out because its one of those ratcheting ones >think shes just interested in belt >undo it for her >look her dead in the eye, cinch it back down >"look! It ratchets!" >proceeds to f--- with my own belt for 2 minutes >she excuses herself to the bathroom then awkwardly leaves >whatever >go to sleep

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?
Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window
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