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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)22:21:04 No.881875658 >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California >I agree to testify in court >I am also sueing him for 100k for post traumatic stress and blackmailing >would share pics of chat but was advised not too as it can effect the case >going to have to await guilty charge until I can go ahead with sueing >this f----- is toast >I'm still horny

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Board /tv/ - Television & Film Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)20:07:26 No.209303725 Presented by: ALEXANDER WHITFIELD RE/MAX Brokered by: RE/MAX PREFERRED-OFALLON PREFERRED 1/43 日田 Contingent $67,500 Est. $502/mo 6 bed 2 bath 6.447 sqft lot 649-651 N 39th, East Saint Louis, IL 62205 593 KB PNG >>209303672 (OP). >Quality housing in America is unaffo-ACK! Anonymous >>209303725 >east st louis Schedule a tour Choose your preferred day 29 དྷབྷཱ Sun Mon Tue 31> Aug Aug Aug O Video Select In-person More about this property Email agent To connect right away, call (618) 227-9243 By calling or otherwise proceeding, you consent to receive calls and texts at the number you provide, including marketing by autodialer and prerecorded and artificial voice, and email, from realtor.com and others about your inquiry and other home- related matters, but not as a condition of any purchase. More... 03/11/25(Tue)20:08:54 No.209303757

5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face

Anonymous just had a nightmare straight (...) 12/28/22(Wed)10:47:54 No.33707120 CBR 94 KB JPG hoard >be me >recently getting into modded Minecraft > it's like 4 am >fell asleep on my laptop >start dreaming >I'm on my laptop again >helping my village fight off a zombie > I just killed a skeleton when I turned around to shoot at another >it's not a skeleton >see this massive white thing just walking near some oak trees (*its about 5 blocks tall) >looks like a mix of mr.corneille from gumball and a pain demon from yandere sim >it rushes at me picks me up and bites my head (still in game) >the screen is black with glitching at the bottom and top with teeth marks playing some scream noise on repeat like when a game freezes >my light up keyboard irl turns off except for the words 'the end is near' >I wake up >wtaf

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: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 04/18/22(Mon)08:01:54 No.68264937 > You get to shoot people > You get to beat people up > You have authority over everyone > Absolutely no consequences. > People are surprised when narcissist psychos show up View Thread

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Anon’s daily routine | /r/Greentext

176 KB PNG >be me, 18 years old >Walking home from work at Wendy's since car broke down >Say goodbye to my crush who I just asked out, she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen >Going down sketchy neighborhood >Large, ripped African man comes up to me and asks me for some cash >Threatens me saying I better give him some >It's dark, I'm scared as f--- >He says he's just f------ with me and laughs, tells me to stay safe >I laugh and start walking faster >Get home, relieved >Dad gets angry at me for getting home late >Smells the smoke on my breath >He beats the s--- out of me, I'm bleeding in 3 different places >He then beats my mom too for giving birth to me >Just then a window to my house breaks open >It's the guy who threatened to rob me as a joke >He says "ain't no one gonna beat that cute boy" >He rips off his pants and exposes his massive c--- >He slaps my dad with it, rapidly >My dad passes out >My mom and I cheer as the man picks us up in each arm >He takes us to the 24hr diner >Says he's gonna be our new dad >Asks my mom if he can have hot consentual sex with her >They f--- rapidly and my mom gives birth the next day to another man roughly my age >He makes out with me >I wake up >Face is still bruised, turns out the black man never broke in and saved my family >Dad comes in apologizing for the other night, says he will stop drinking >Crush texts me, for some reason I have no more feelings for her am I gay now?

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 232 KB PNG 3 Replies 08/11/22(Thu)07:52:12 No.69763722 >go to local/nearby businesses, movie theater, goodwill, etc >ask for an application >get told to apply online >go to their website listed on their application site >nearest ones are a town or more away >don't have a car >"no one wants to work anymore" the f--- am I suppose to do >>69764210 # >careers >locations I want to apply to not Anonymous >>69763722 (OP) # Take the f------ buss View Thread 08/11/22(Thu)08:17:46 No.69763938

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Anon walks at night | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/22(Wed)21:44:46 No.69761928 >35 year old >go for night walks >One night, a group of drunk kids problem were walking in the opposite direction as me. >the loudest one was a girl 2 KB PNG >she started yelling random stuff at me, essentially trying to bait me irl >Ignore her because f--- dealing with drunk teens >She yells something along the lines of "are you deaf or what? Answer me" >Ignore her and walk away This happened last year and it still annoys me

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Anon plays milsim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Are all gaming communities lik(...) I've primarily played tactical multiplayer shooters since around. 2005 but noticed recently that the communities surrounding these games have totally changed. I didn't have much time for video between 2012-2020 but during covid I got back into it a bit with Rising storm, Hell let loose, Squad, etc. The difference in the gaming experience within this genre compared to a few years ago is astounding. Community servers have all gone way overboard with the political correctness and the majority of clans are super serious and autistic to the point of treating these games like an actual job. Everyone seems to congregate on discord and reddit and hivemind a community meta for how the game should be played and variation from that by anyone, including the devs, is met with extreme seething. This genre is the last place I expected players to be offended by casual banter and political incorrectness, especially given the subject matter of the games. The milsim larpers and nerds who value historical accuracy and "realism" (whatever that means) seem to be the predominant voices now and while it seems that they are responsible for the renewed interest in these games, they have absolutely ruined it for casuals. ****** 07/10/22(Sun)08:52:43 No.655360 3.5 MB GIF >What the f--- happened to bros having a light hearted laugh satirizing the conflicts these games are set in? >What happened to playing the game within the bounds of the game's capabilities instead of adhering to some larper ruleset 24/7? >Why can't you say n----- in a server full of white nerds without them permabanning you? What the f--- man, am I that much of a boomer?

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Anon thinks he is the only loser left | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)16:55:57 No.69742142 >go outside >notice that EVERY single person I see has had sex >all had relationships >all cuddled with someone >all held someone who fell asleep/fell asleep in someone's arms >all made great memories and stories, even if their lives are s--- now they still have those >most probably heard "I love you" at some point >this happened very naturally to them, it wasn't hard >meanwhile I struggle with even talking to people, hugless, handholdless, kissless, touch-starved aging virgin at 26, don't know what to do with my hands, unironically bad at even walking, day ruined just by catching a glimpse of my reflection, can hardly speak even in online games (after many years I can speak a little bit) because my voice is ugly and disgusting and I hate it 81 KB PNG >feel completely subhuman >day ruined, motivation sapped Anyone know these feels? 08/09/22(Tue)17:02:21 No.69742187 : Anonymous >>69742142 (OP) # >notice that EVERY single person I see has had sex TEACH ME YOUR WISE SEX DETECTOR WAYS, YOU FROGPOSTING F-----

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anon is addicted to furries | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 201 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)07:00:33 No.883572657 >Be me >12 years old >Playing in a friend's house >"Hey anon, want to play in my computer?" >Sure, why not >Go upstairs >Go to the computer >The computer wasn't off >It was in hibernation >There is a Google tab open already >We decide to open it out of curiosity >A bunch of furry p--- >Whatthefuck.jpg >Be confused, curious and scared at the same time >My friend closes the tab >Odd silence for at least a minute or two >His brother comes in >His eyes open wide >Ohshit.jpg >"You know, i better go, i have to do some homework" >Go to my house >Remember the name of the page >Curiosity takes over me >Search it >Be me some time later >I'm 19 now, just beat my meat to futa furry p--- What went wrong with my life?

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Anon just wants to be like anyone else | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/31/22(Sun)22:52:19 No.69635935 >be autistic >around 15-16 decide f--- it, I'm gonna be normal >now 20 and semi-functioning 0% PATIENCE >still have tics and habits that are an 524 KB PNG unremovable part of my personality >there's now a community entirely dedicated to autists on my level indulging in their shortcomings What

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>>390568902 (OP) # >50 hours per week >On call 24/7 >No holidays >Dangerous situations >Might have to kill someone Starting pay $41,167 : Anonymous (ID: TCFBSnUd All >>390571109 # irs special agent salary Images News Shopping Videos Maps IRS Special Agents beginning their careers at the GS-7 level usually earn salaries starting at between $41,167 and $51,850 a year. IRS Special Agents beginning at the GS-9 level can expect to earn between $50,293 and $64,894 year starting out. Agent can are also entitled to receive locality pay for certain assignments. CP https://www.careerprofiles.info irs-. IRS Special Agent Salary, Earnings and Wage Information - Career Profiles >>390570406 # >>390571125 # >>390571222 # >>390571341 # >>390571605 # >>390571788 # >>390572158 # >>390573782 # >>390574136 # >>390574204 # >>390574320 # >>390576144 # >>390570264 # >Masters Degree required >3 years IRS experience required. About featured snippets ⠀ Feedback 08/10/22(Wed)17:06:04 No.390570406

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Anon is planning an insurrection. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66 KB JPG 2 Replies 08/11/22(Thu)01:34:08 No.69764070 >If we cant solve our problems we must DESTROY our problems One day incels will realise their true strength and numbers and will overthrow this oppressive feminist system. Start envisioning a world where WOMEN FEAR YOU View Thread Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)01:36:40 No.69764105 What are you some kind of batman villain, anon? Anonymous >>69764070 (OP) # lol I love that point where incels go so far off the deep end they start sounding like insurrectionary communists. 08/11/22(Thu)01:38:43 No.69764123

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: Anonymous 438 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image : Anonymous 20 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)03:54:53 No.883672270 I really need a man. Can I sleep in your bed anon? ...with you? I'm drunk and stoned and I thought we could cuddle maybe... I want you closer to me. View Thread 08/11/22(Thu)03:57:11 No.883672368 >>883672270 (OP) # F--- OFF BITCH IM TRYING TO SLEEP

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: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 4 Replies 06/17/22 (Fri)15:32:52 No.880295634 I'm never going to look at p---, play League of Legends, eat junk food, or use social media ever again. My mind is a temple not to be contaminated with such meaningless, unhealthy things. View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri)15:36:22 No.880295728 >'m never going to look at p---, play League of Legends, eat junk food, or use social media ever again. My mind is a temple not to be contaminated with such meaningless, unhealthy things. >immediately posts on 4chan

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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)22:21:04 No.881875658 >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California >I agree to testify in court >I am also sueing him for 100k for post traumatic stress and blackmailing >would share pics of chat but was advised not too as it can effect the case >going to have to await guilty charge until I can go ahead with sueing >this f----- is toast >I'm still horny

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