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Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)21:58:00 No.2440357 up on me >oh well >be me >sophomore in college >get idea to piss in milk jug >make all visitors to apartment help me fill it. Roommates get on board. >everyone happily obliges (dudes) 49 KB JPG >fill gallon pretty quickly >whatnow.jpg >call local newspapers - city and college >ask advertising section if I can run a classified ad selling "1 gallon fresh urine" >girl on phone asks editor and then pretty much hangs >debate with roommates what to do with it >no one knows >decide to just leave it on porch >Texas heat during summer >stays on porch for over a month >word spreads and entire apartment complex knows about it >one day notice that it's leaking through the bottom with a small trickle >the urine is dissolving the plastic >decide something must be done soon >drop it off of our 3rd floor balcony >jug explodes and urine splashes in the grass in about a 10 foot radius >underwhelming >about to go back inside >see downstairs neighbor talking to her boyfriend in the parking lot 30 feet from where we dropped it >about to yell "hey we dropped that jug of urine just now" >before I can get the words out a look of death appears in her boyfriend's face >immediately rolls up window without even saying bye to his girlfriend >drives off >at that exact moment the girl spins around and sprints into her apartment running no less than 5 feet from where we dropped the jug >smell has now wafted upwards to where we were standing >HOLY F------ S--- I HAVE NEVER SMELLED ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE >about to turn around and run inside >notice my good friend at the building that's about 50 yards away from our apartment >checking oil in his truck >wind takes smell towards him >suddenly yanks his head out from under his hood >has grimace in his face like he has seen death >immediately sprints into his apartment leaving his hood up >I laugh so hard I cry >neighbors talk about the story of the piss jug for days >One of my favorite memories from college >>2440364 # >>2440375 # >>2440412 # >>2441928 # >>2442312 # >>2446106 #

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Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 11:46:42 No.697975374 r/Doom 1734802978.png 86 KB PNG I wonder what was this classic boomer game from 1992 was about Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)11:48:31 No.697975516 What's the problem here? All I see in the banner is Hell. >>697975578 # >>697976142 # >>697976512 # >>697979048 # >>697979337 # >>697979481 # >>697979976 # >>697980085 # >>697983864 # >>697984057 # >>697984243 # >>697986697 # >>697988514 # >>697989450 # >>697990052 # >>697990094 #
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Anonymous Failed shopping attempt 105 KB JPG 03/29/25(Sat) 07:38:26 No.80793301 They should stop hiring attractive women as sales associates in men's clothing shops. >be me >trying to buy shoes in a sneakers shop >needed to ask one of their workers to bring out a pair in my size >all the workers, besides one older dude, are attractive girls of my age >feel uncomfortable, but wait till that guy isn't busy and ask him >try the shoes on, it's not a great fit, want to ask for a different size >the guy is now nowhere to be seen >assemble all my courage and ask one of the female workers >8/10 beaty >"yeah, sure..." a bit of annoyance can be heard in her voice and the look of disgust isn't fully hidden on her face >"actually nevermind" >leave the shop F--- I HATE BEING LOOKED AT WITH DISGUST. Most likely would have bought something, if they hadn't decided to hire those Stacies View Thread
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