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Anonymous (ID: S3V6qwaJ) 08/18/22(Thu)09:44:02 No.391604516 >>391604768 >>391605278 >>391605793 >>391606002 >>391606365 File: 1651927353084.jpg (28 KB, 400x400) Reminds me of something that happened as a teenager, long ago before international roaming was cheap enough and phones had GPS. >17 years old >Like to go camping with my 9 year old sister because she gets a kick out of being outdoors and I enjoy being innawoods >On school holidays I'd take her and some equipment into a camping area and spend a week camping, fishing, foraging and cooking >One week we're camping in the hidden valley >Stumble across 3 very fat, very lost, very tired looking frens >Ask them if they need any help >They say a cougar is chasing them >Explain we dont have cougars in the UK >Call me a liar, demand I lead them back to our campsite >Tell them to keep walking west until they hit a trail and follow that down to the village, should take them about an hour if they start now >They become irate, demanding that we stop what we're doing and lead them out >Get mad, tell them again to head west, then follow the trail, if they follow us they'll only end up more lost >The youngest fat little beast marches up to my sister and tries to pull her backpack off shouting "LET GO! JUST GIMMIE SOME F------ WATER IM DYING!" >sister pushes him and runs behind me, fatty slips and lands in mud >Starts crying >Parents start shouting saying they're going to get us arrested >Tell them to f--- off, walk up the steep hills where they can't follow, too fat >The next day, we're foraging for mushrooms >Hear faint crying >Throw my sister into a tree with binoculars >"You're not going to believe this anon, they're still out here" >We meet up with them, and they tell us they couldn't find their way out and they're sorry, they just want to get back to town >Fine. Guide them out. Walk them into town >Walk them to a pub >The fat bastard dad walks up to the bartender, points at us and says "Call the police! Those two got us lost in the woods, we almost died!" >Police arrive, laugh at them, give us some sweets/drinks for leading them out, leave. Fat Mutts can't deal with the woods.

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