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foone Follow Hey fun fact: at one point around 2006, moot of 4chan fame was wanting to build a new feature where 4chan users could list where they were located and meet up. It was gonna be called like "4meet" but the goal he had in mind was always that it could be used as a dating service, for 4chan users. Unfortunately, the programmer working on it ran into a bunch of problems (mainly ADHD motivation issues) and it never got completed, and the programmer was fired. That programmer was me. You're f------ welcome. Imagine how much worse the world would be had 4chan included a f------ DATING SERVICE. hummerous Follow Thank you for your (lack of) service

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