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![Anonymous 4 days ago >>55797485. (OP) >be me 55797858 >chad body, assburgers mindset >don't be blond twink who squats in the smith machine >don't want to stare >he has thot levels of thick glutes >tiny wasp waist and slim hips >some modest muscle development in arms and chest >nothing compared to his massive glutes >weird and obscene body type that puzzles me >still be me >happen to come into locker room right after twink comes out of showers with a towel wrapped around his hips >don't be old beergut retiree boomer who spends seven hours a day in the sauna and in the locker room, every single day >beergut guy is walking around bare naked like usual >see things happening as if in slow motion >gym twink is trying to get his clothes from his locker while his towel slowly slides down >huge glutes are in danger of exposure >old beergut guy approaches reaching for the twink >not sure what he's trying to do but I don't like it >jump up in between them and yell >Touch him and I'll tear you limb from limb." Didn't know my voice goes that low >old beergut skedaddles back into the sauna >turn around, look down at gym twink >he stutters, th-thanks >say "Cover your n------." >turn around and head to the showers, still in shorts and socks >stay in there thirty minutes >he's gone when I come out How do I save this, /fit/? 21 REPLIES COVER YOUR N------ t-thanks.... [retreats to showers]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/494/390/f13.jpg "Anon is protective | /r/Greentext")
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