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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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PIONEERBALL GYMNASTICS Specifically invented by the Soviet Union as a model Bolshevik sport Teams had equal players and every match was a draw MAHJONG Played by old Asian ladies across the East Xi Jinping's favorite game Teenagers were forced to play at summer camps DRAGON DANCE Traditional Chinese dance Championed by the CCP as a form of Chinese cultural expression TẠI CHI Thought to bring luck to Communism Peaceful and meditative martial art Practiced by inmates in Chinese labor camps Heavily connected to ancient Chinese tradition They can't agree over whether they're following canon Literally came out of running from cops C Usually matches devolve FIGURE SKATING Usually the victims of tiger moms and aggressive coaches immediately into literature discussions Produce beautiful art but their careers last only a few years before they're crippled Have their own genre of music DANCING There's a million different kinds Grew up hate each other and most of them watching ballets and musicals and now want to do it for sport even though there's no money in it For some reason girls love this aesthetic The Soviets' #1 Olympic sport A core tenant is criminal trespassing and reckless endangerment QUIDDITCH SOFTBALL Played by the nerds not good enough for other sports Tiger moms and p--- coaches force little girls to do it Traditional sport in Communist China Creates insane body image issues PING PONG WEIGHTLIFTING Their bodies are now way too large to be healthy, they're just doing it to compete They stage massive propaganda events centered around it South Koreans are really good at it for some reason Mommy's Cirl Consider it their source of pride and competition. 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RUGBY Very violent, but mostly nonpartisan Popular sport among both Irish Republicans and English elitists TRACK AND FIELD One of the oldest sports on earth Compete in various random feats of strength and speed Great conditioning for other sports SPIKEBALL The flagship sport of fraternities and college freshmen You can guarantee every house in a college neighborhood has a set FLAG FOOTBALL BOWLING SHUFFLEBOARD Made up by school administrators to avoid lawsuits Your dad and his friends on a Friday night In retrospect, || think it was a money laundering scheme BILLIARDS The game Gilded Age robber barons played while planning Pinkerton raids Now played by old men and Neo- Nazis WATER POLO Upper middle class people not rich enough for real polo but with the same attitude Either super far right or super far left Pretty gay but they're all in the closet AMERICAN FOOTBALL The most popular American sport, but pretty much only played by Americans m MONSTER M Played by affluent trust fund families A A massive enterprise driven by masculinity and advertising TENNIS Wear oversized, corny shirts and listen to classic rock FC Tennis camps are full of teenage millionaires It's really boring BOXING Punch punch punch punch Duuuhhh I can't have political opinions I have brain damage Still badass and I admire them MMA Sponsorship The people city who are obsessed with it kinda act cultish Regulated violence Oftentimes wealthy, but not necessarily Stereotype of California BADMINTON The game of British colonialism Break into buildings and, with no regard for their life, jump DARTS Rich old men in smoky rooms aiming at a little board. 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Animal welfare is only a second priority Gambling made Often go to prison into a game for it Mob connected ARCHERY Found in ancient hierarchical systems throughout the world Admit it, you watch for the fights RODEO Done by neo-cowboys hoping to preserve the old west They get paid to do what most men sneak away from their wives to do Still practiced today in tribute to ancestors DRESSAGE In the English tradition, it's all about showing off your pretty horse Big gatekeeping culture GOLF Played by rich people as they're waited on by poor people Feelies HORSE RACING DODGEBALL Inherently sexist sport, guys dominate the girls Usually rancher who live in haciendas and surround themselves with those who look like them BASEBALL The classic American sport, intricately woven into our society F SURFING ICE HOCKEY LACROSSE High, beautiful people hanging out on the beach and catching mad gnar gnar It's fun af to watch but super high barrier to entry Have exclusive clubs that fought tooth and nail to keep out minorities But the athletes are fat and the rules are vague AIRPLANE RACING The most muscular mainstream Goals seem to be Difficult as f---, Chaotic stick- the second priority, professional athletes tons of violence whacking melee combat is the first and contact Commissioned by Red Bull to do wild stunts War, but with no consequences Want to see a power hierarchy among 10 year olds? 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