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![File: This makes me wish that I(...).jpg (117 KB, 1440x1080) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)05:34:24 No.20289827 [Reply] ► >Someone asks to see the book I'm reading >I hand it too them and ask them to be careful with it >"HUH?" they dumbly reply as they open the book as wide as they can, cracking the spine, creasing the cover, and wrinkling the pages Why are people like this..... #47 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/428/523/36e.jpg "Anon loves his books | /r/Greentext")
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![File: D047E01D-CBC3-4D32-8D9A-A(...).jpg (6 KB, 225x225) >then we went to the hotel together >best time of my life >next day i drove her to a foto shoot >she never texted me back after >be me >23 years old 8/10 male >not rich Need help Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 13:51:06 No.884545484 [Reply] >incapable of relationships and constantly changing women >live in germany but have american citizenship >playing World of Warcraft for 16 years >still enjoy it >a few days later we met in a stripclub >she paid for everything >boring 9 to 5 job >don't earn much >will soon start a new job that makes me more happy and is better paid >1 year ago discover a woman on instagram >shes a playmate and a little older than me >tryed my luck and texted her >now 1 year later she texted me... >she needs a green card >wants to marry me and pay me 30k >and for the following years she wants to support me >she wants to meet me in a hotel in a few days >i think she wants to convince me to help her >with her body and money I do not know what to do guys. With 30k i could buy a lot of WoW token.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/428/429/8b1.png "Anon plays WoW | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1395770628436.jpg-(7 KB, 228x221, sadfrog.jpg) GI Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:03 UTC-4 No.25765216 [Reply] Re >tfw hate being 5'6" >tfw i have been rejected based solely on my height many times >tfw i wont ever really get aesthetic >even if i do, ill just seem like im compensating >stand in the middle of a cool room >close my eyes, breathe deeply >reach up to the ceiling >tfw height exercises aren't working >tfw depressed Showing all replies. Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:09 UTC-4 No.25765321 Replies: >height exercises aren't working what are these "height exercises" bro Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:13 UTC-4 No.25765370 Replies: >>25765402 >>25765405>>25765461 >>25765471>>2576 >>25766324>>25766343 >>25767312 >>25768084>>25768114>>25768178 >>25768211 >>25768247 >>25768273 >>25768294 >>257683 >>25768548 >>25768573 >>25768623 >>25768628 >>25768666->25768722 >>25768756>>25768781 >>25768813 >>25768848 >>2576888 >>25765321 well it depends theres different ones but I tried this meditation technique to change my body into a taller one >try to imagine a force making all my bones grow in length >try to feel myself floating and getting taller >whisper the words "grow, grow, grow" as i'm doing it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/428/285/a12.jpg "anon is short | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 2016-07-17 02:23:20 Post No. 30002091 [Report] Image search: [Google] >be me 18 >looking at hentai and jerking off >dad calls me to come and look at something on tv >tell him im busy and to hold on >5 minutes later he asks what im 9 KB, 205x246 doing >i say nothing >he comes to my room and starts trying to open the door >tell him to stop before he regrets it >he picks the f------ lock >he sees my c--- out and i start pushing the door closed but hes still trying to get in >push him away from the door so he doesn't come on >pushes his way into my room and punches me in the face then storms off Why the f--- can't I get any privacy?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/681/834/3af.png "Anon watches Hentai | /r/Greentext")
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