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![KILLA People who need kinos made about them Anonymous 08/29/22(Mon)22:57:04 No.173348917 ► >>173349099 >>173349616 >>173350229 >>173350268 >>173351314 ITT: People who need a movie made about their lives ASAP >be small time, 17 year old rapper/gang banger >career isn't going very well, might have to get an actual job >no f--- that, instead, do a home invasion and kill someone and rob their house >get caught and arrested, released with an ankle monitor because juvenile >decide f--- that, and cut off the ankle monitor and go on the run >while at large, write and shoot a video and song about the murder you committed, about the crimes your committing while on the run, and name drop all of your gangbanger friends >there's a f------ part of the music video where he's looking at his own wanted poster >it's an instant hit, hundreds of millions of views and streams >do ANOTHER murder while you're on the run from the original murder; this time rob and murder a guy in a Chick-fil-A parking lot >police finally catch you, put you back in jail >song pulled from youtube/streaming platforms, only recently reuploaded >at the trial, the prosecutor plays your song for the jury to prove that you were fully aware of your crimes and even bragged about them >"I'm gonna shoot bitch, without a debate. I'm gonna shoot, you can see it in my face" plays for the horrified white suburban moms on the jury at his trial >music video ends with him getting picked up in a sports car and driving off >sentenced to 55 years in prison, trial still pending on the 2nd murder >all before you turn 18 F--- A BEAT, I WAS TRYNA BEAT A CASE BUT I AIN'T BEAT THAT CASE, BITCH I DID THE RACE (SKRT, SKRT) BEAT IT UP, WHERE I NUT? SHORTY FACE (GANG, GANG) ELI BLAST CRACKIN' 4'S LIKE A VASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk0NZrCfSx8&ab_channel=JtFreeze [Embed]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/430/395/abc.png "Anon is a rapper | /r/Greentext")
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![Happy Birthday 4chan! [Advertise on 4chan] [Return] talog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ☐ Auto] File: 43 (893 KB, 1568x943) K D scullin Bones it ranged somewhere from 650 to $850 million over Assassin's Creed Shadows Insider EXPOSES Ubisoft + Yasuke ERASED Company BANKRUPT & Secrets REVEALED 99/17/3 ☐ Skull and Bones cost Ubisoft $850 million Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:45:45 No.690534575 ►>>690534646 >>690534818 >>690535827 >>690537741 >>690537985 >>690540459 >>690542350 >>690542529 >>690542873 >>690545480 >>690547114 >>690548090 >>690548156 >>690548340 >>690548473 >>690548551 >>690548713 >>690550503 >>690551297 >>690551972 >>690552587 850 f------ million dollars !!!! What the f--- is going on in this world? We've updated the world record for the most trashy media piece in the history of mankind 2 times in just 1 month. 400 million dollars is crazy? No, it's a f------ $850 million!!!! Why Ubisoft? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN4WMQARc_A&t=12s& ab_channel=ENDYMIONtv [Embed] >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:46:43 No.690534646 >>690534575 (OP). lol, Imao even >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:47:53 No.690534728 ►>>690535359 >>690536058 >>690537551 >>690540915 >>690541615 >>690542574 >>690546492 >>690547539 >>690547862 >>690548641 >>690550468 >>690550638 >>690552130 >>690553059 File: 1724255368934540.png (587 KB, 1138x1087) >AC Shadows originally featured a Japanese male protagonist, and even the character design, original artwork, and animation were done, but after the George Floyd incident in 2020 led to the outbreak of the BLM movement, the character of the game was switched to Yasuke. Although it is not known if Ubisoft executives had the idea of pandering to social mores, Ubisoft grassroots employees and designers reacted poorly to the main character's change to Yasuke; >Pre-orders for AC Shadows were only 7% of Valhalla's, which stunned Ubisoft executives; That AC Shadows will be designed to be the most microtransaction-rich title in Ubisoft's history, as Ubisoft is confident in this title; The massive negative response to AC Shadows in Japan was unexpected by Ubisoft, and the Torii that was split in half in the surrounding statue provoked a large amount of resistance from Japanese players, which Ubisoft eventually modified; Rap music used during Yasuke's battles is confirmed to be removed; >Yasuke would have made a lot of "current" politically correct statements in the game, such as bashing white people and opposing white supremacy (white supremacy in Japan?). These statements will be removed; The next Assassin's Creed Hexe will be one of the most "gay" Ubisoft titles ever, with a female protagonist, but filled with all kinds of mysticism and very rich visuals; > Ubisoft is considering remaking the Ezio trilogy; Ubisoft internally had great faith in Star Wars: Outlaws and thought it could eventually achieve Red Dead Redemption 2 levels of profitability, but sadly failed; >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:53:15 No.690535107 It literally looks like a high end mobile game ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:56:29 No.690535359 >>690534728 >had great faith in Star Wars: Outlaws and thought it could eventually achieve Red Dead Redemption 2 levels of profitability There's no way they're that deluded ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)14:36:35 No.690537985 ►>>690538951 File: RRR.jpg (80 KB, 1088x958) RETARD, RETARD >>690534575 (OP) >Have black flag they could just mod into a new game like Far Cry Blood Dragon >spends 850m making a new game from the ground that ends being worse The French are something special ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:08:00 No.690545480 ► >>690534575 (OP). >make a pirate game >can't even board ships >that will be 850 million dollars ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:44:50 No.690547114 ►>>690547861 >>690534575 (OP) >Skull and Bones cost Ubisoft $850 million No it didn't. It cost probably like 100 mil to Ubisoft and 750 to tax payers of the government that bankrolled it LMAO. ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:02:32 No.690547862 ► File: 1652392260572.png (162 KB, 334x334) >>690534728 >Rap music used during Yasuke's battles is confirmed to be removed I can't believe it was ever for real.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/916/115/215.png "French Toast | /r/Greentext")
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