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: Anonymous what the f--- did I just eat? 09/04/22(Sun)00:59:54 No.885020182 69 KB PNG >be me >take vitamin d and fish oil supplements after meals >put them behind my tablet while i'm eating, watch some yt >after im done i reach behind my tablet, grab the 2 pills, throw them in my mouth without looking and flush em down with some water >they are harder to swallow than usual >they have a rougher texture than usual >one of them feels like its moving >w--.wav >look behind my tablet and see the supplements lying where i left them am i going to die /b/ros? i dont want to explode from the inside like in alien

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)12:00:21 No.88419393 file.png (596 KB, 1200x575) google yandex iqdb wait >>88418918 (OP) >be alien >see nearby planet >build a few pyramids and rock structures for keks using the beam >ends up being ran by retards who are blowing eachother up using f------ atoms >infiltrate earthling species to advance their development by giving them technology >push them towards space exploration >give them unimaginable computing power >hope to eventually roll them into the advanced-species coalition >50 years later >they are even more retarded than ever >notable amount of them believe the earth is flat >not even gotten to mars yet alone neptune >not even a f------ moon colony despite only having 1 >spend all of their resources on explosives and local-planetary vehicles that shoot explosives >what f------ retards >put them out of their misery by making them start nuking eachother again

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Anon spends his time at the sanatorium | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri) 12:09:44 No.872923592 File: 1629993462274.jpg (5 KB, 250x217) >>872923208 (You) >rent free >maybe you're secretly trans >people think about me alot because I'm trans >gender is a made up thing >gender and sex aren't the same thing according a theory of a creep 60 years ago >here's a picture of a guy pretending to be a girl I think is convincing >some girls have features that are less likely statistically therefore I'm not a guy actually >some people are born with deformities >you must like some politics stuff someone told me is bad >if I think something looks like something else they're the same thing >why can't people be crazy >dressing like a clown makes me happy >some cultures believe in magic Every conversation with a trans you'll ever have.

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Anon trains Muay Thai | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/22(Fri)11:22:32 No.68196274 >>68196397 >>68196416 >>68196826 File: 1662017792598517.jpg (61 KB, 719x720) >>68190955 >train Muay Thai >spar lightly with qt powerlifting girl >she takes a liking to me over time >specifically asks for me as partner every clinch class >she gets me in full plumb with my face buried in her chest >body locks me and goes for sweeps >tries to bite me playfully while we're pummeling >"I don't think that's a legal move..haha" >I don't see a ref I have a girlfriend ffs. I remain completely stoic and friendly but the temptation is daunting lads.

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Policemen pity anon | /r/Greentext

.png (59 KB, 658x662) No.43232832 Anonymous 19 min. ago >send d--- pic to qt3.14 >she calls me a sicko and blocks me >oh well i'm used to it >next day cops at my door >she reported me to the police for distributing CP >they show me the pic i sent her >i tell them it's my c--- >they don't believe me >i have to pull down my pants >they give each other a sad look and apologize for bothering me

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Anon doesn't like his neighbours | /r/Greentext

14m (9/3 17:27) 885005173 5 Re 0 Img JPG 34KB (612x612) 4 Replies . KRYPTONITE this really happened >be me, 3 weeks ago or so >have a discussion with the neighbor about where can we put the trash so that it's picked up >neighbor is a young, thug looking, pot smoker mexican guy >i'm a big guy, i'm an amateur boxer, i can't lift a finger unless the other guy is armed or throws the first punch, and even then i can get in big trouble >neighbors are working on their house, they're leaving construction materials and construction trash on the side walk, if they get caught they get a large fine : >yesterday i got myself a bike lock at the chinese store, it's made out of kinda good steel, it won't be opened easily >at 4 am i go to the neighbor's outside door, and close it with the bike lock, also add a large paper sign "traspassers will be taken to the authorities" too high to be removed without a ladder >this morning i saw the young thug neighbor and the other workers baffled at the lock, trying to get it open by hitting it with a hammer, but realizing that they will damage the door if they continue >call the cops, tell them that a group of thugs that smell like pot are trying to break in the neighbor's house >get 3 people to do the same call right away, all saying almost the same thing >2 cop cars arrived 5 minutes later, they got there right when the neighbor was trying to climb up the door >the property is a rental, nothing prove that they're not breaking in yet >almost all of them had some sort of illegal drug on them at the time >5 guys end handcuffed and taken in to the police department >they'll be there 48 to 72 hours >will break his water pipe today, report it to the water company and since he won't be there to answer for it he'll get a large fine over wasting water at a time of drought >will do the same with the wire that goes to the ground and report him to the electric company, with any luck they'll respond quicly and he'll get his service canceled he messed with the wrong neighbor

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Anon needs to fap to go to sleep. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The closest I ever got to anything with my mom. >10 years ago >family event, have to share a hotel room AND a bed with my mom >night time, we get ready for bed >16 y/o at the time so I can't sleep without jerking off first >wait for her to fall asleep 09/03/22(Sat)23:16:18 No.70072090 >pretty sure she's asleep >slowly stroke c--- >getting closer and closer >mom leans over me and grabs a tissue off the nightstand >"here" >"o-ok" >c-- in tissue >go into bathroom to further clean up >stay in their for what feels like an hour because I'm too embarrassed to go back to bed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >>70072594 #

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anon spitting true facts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat) 16:59:58 No.70068657 [Reply] >>70068733 >>70068747 >>70069360 >Some retarded feminists come out with the argument that "r--- isn't about sex, it's about power" >Other feminists all applaud her >Becomes news-worthy and is perpetuated in many political cycles >Scientists come out saying this is provably false >Gets said over and over until it becomes common knowledge, all women repeat the "R--- isn't about sex, it's about power" mantra >Politician start making policies and laws based on that myth >Bad ideas lead to bad policies, so no reduction in r---, but women feel good saying it, so they'd rather keep saying it and keep getting r---- instead of actually admitting that r--- is about sex so we can have better policies and laws >If you call this out, you are labelled ignorant at best or misogynist at worse What the f--- is wrong with women

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Anon Gets Foreign Poontang | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5YGd0+cg 251 KB JPG 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can re foreign p---- : Anonymous (ID: kHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921 (OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #

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well known stand up comedian, Asa Akira | /r/Greentext

what are your favorite quotes from Asian people? Asian-Americans are welcome too Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)21:53:50 No.7070039 >f--- that a------! f--- that f------ a------!! ohmygod.. >Asa Akira, stand-up comedian, 2010

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Anon shoots his shot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 16:11:45 No.7007203: Please be patient I'm doing my best A790B0F8-01D7-4446-AE08-20727F1DE142.jpg 66 KB JPG >Home Depot >My f------ dream girl is working the paint station >literally tripped over my feet when I first saw her >despite being a coward around women, I know I have to try with this girl >grab a can of paint I do not need and bring it up to her for mixing >she smiles at me and I smile back and we chit chat as the paint mixes, I ask her how she likes her job and such >after she hands me back the paint I say Hey, would you mind if I gave you my number? >in an instant her expression changes and she looks at me like I am a bug crawling across the floor >she says F--- off >loud enough that people standing nearby turn and stare >walk away feeling my face burning and sweat prickling all over my body >feel so awfully that I throw up in the parking lot next to my truck I do not understand what I did wrong

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Anon reads Berserk manga and learns a valuable lesson about pre marital sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)13:18:20 No.212596710 ► >>212598194 File: 1597600334552.jpg (107 KB, 1022x1280) >>212595488 >Griffith has sex with Charlotte without being married >Gets tortured for a year >Guts has sex with Casca without being married >The Eclipse happens, killing all their friends I think you're onto something here

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: Anonymous uh oh 8 KB JPG 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo > I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) > I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) 5 Replies / 1 Image > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons View Thread

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: Anonymous what the f--- did I just eat? 09/04/22(Sun)00:59:54 No.885020182 69 KB PNG >be me >take vitamin d and fish oil supplements after meals >put them behind my tablet while i'm eating, watch some yt >after im done i reach behind my tablet, grab the 2 pills, throw them in my mouth without looking and flush em down with some water >they are harder to swallow than usual >they have a rougher texture than usual >one of them feels like its moving >w--.wav >look behind my tablet and see the supplements lying where i left them am i going to die /b/ros? i dont want to explode from the inside like in alien

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