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File: elo1PWy.jpg (35 KB, 600x462) TRIPPED AND FELL TODAY Anonymous 09/08/22(Thu)18:43:35 No.70141314 ► >be myself >in uni lecture like 200 people >for some reason think of pic related >chuckle to myself >"man, that image is funny" >begin to actually laugh >people notice BUT I'M OK >seeing them look at me makes it worse, begin to laugh even harder >leave campus and walk home I have to go back next Tuesday. >eventually im laughing uncontrollably to the point the professor stops lecturing and looks at me >extremely embarrassed so i get up to leave, still laughing >in the middle of the row so i have to climb over like 20 people to get out >tears are rolling down my cheeks, not sure if from embarrassment or laughter >a fart i was holding in escapes on my way out, ass was inches next to some poor guy

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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: Anonymous KILL 96 KB JPG 09/08/22(Thu)23:58:37 No.70134053 >and I spy with my little eye... >a n---- over in the food court drinking WATER >n---- you drinking WATER??? >waterbubble.wav >that's disgusting >n---- you drinking water you might as well be drinking c-- >that s--- gay my dude >I ain't never drink water, strictly soda

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Anonymous (ID: CLIU7duL) 07/31/17(Mon)03:51:01 No.135616282 File: meme arrow irl.jpg (16 KB, 272x267) le anyone else greentext irl like pic related? for example my friend said trump would be bad for the world and then i go >implying and then do the meme arrow hand pose Anonymous (ID: CLIU7duL) 07/31/17(Mon)03:51:37 No.135616320 File: ourguy.jpg (24 KB, 378x326) A so that would be hand pose hand pose hand/head tilt also when i like someone i hold my hands ether side of my head and then tilt to one side like pic and say "our guy" for example: >is he >dare i say it /ourguy/?

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: Anonymous 09/08/22(Thu)14:35:17 No.885299649 Anya-Taylor1614759253-0.jpg 235 KB JPG >Hurr durr her eyes are too far apart! More space for my c-- you f------ f-----.

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File: queen-elizabeth-ii-jewell(...).jpg (112 KB, 433x531) GOLGO O Anonymous 06/04/15(Thu)00:35:52 No.619538345 [Reply] ► Elizabeth II is kill, is that true? Anonymous 06/04/15(Thu)00:37:06 No.619538460 Who cares fallout 4 is announced

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: Anonymous Y the 211 KB JPG 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont s--- that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >the hole is plugged >SOS >this s--- is so solid it feels like i'm giving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean

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: Anonymous 65 8 KB JPG 09/08/22(Thu)22:40:57 No.885299877 >Lived just long enough to not have Boris Johnson speak at her funeral Unfathomably based

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File: elo1PWy.jpg (35 KB, 600x462) TRIPPED AND FELL TODAY Anonymous 09/08/22(Thu)18:43:35 No.70141314 ► >be myself >in uni lecture like 200 people >for some reason think of pic related >chuckle to myself >"man, that image is funny" >begin to actually laugh >people notice BUT I'M OK >seeing them look at me makes it worse, begin to laugh even harder >leave campus and walk home I have to go back next Tuesday. >eventually im laughing uncontrollably to the point the professor stops lecturing and looks at me >extremely embarrassed so i get up to leave, still laughing >in the middle of the row so i have to climb over like 20 people to get out >tears are rolling down my cheeks, not sure if from embarrassment or laughter >a fart i was holding in escapes on my way out, ass was inches next to some poor guy

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