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: Anonymous Uber Uber Uber Uber Senior Security Engineer - Application Security Uber Dallas, TX Uber Uber Actively recruiting 3 days ago Senior Security Engineer - Enterprise Security 09/20/22(Tue)14:06:08 No.88710285 New York, NY Actively recruiting 3 days ago 19 applicants Senior Security Engineer - Enterprise Security Uber Dallas, TX Actively recruiting 3 days ago 14 applicants Senior Threat Detection Engineer, Security Engineering (US Remote Available) Uber Baltimore, MD Actively recruiting 3 days ago 7 applicants Sr Security Engineer - Investigations (US Remote Available) Uber Chicago, IL You have a preferred skill badge 3 days ago 0.jpg 256 KB JPG >be me >recently pretended to hack into Uber's internal network >be la Uber >fire the entire cybersecurity team Guess who just applied for a new job

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu
File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.
Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?
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